Teen shoots own Testicles

[spork183]

http://www.contracostatimes.com/ci_14519017?source=most_viewed

This kid just has no balls. I like the final line: Teen has not been cooperative.

Can you blame him? He's had a bad day.

A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.

Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.

The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.

 

[Gold89]

Evolution win.

 

[bartelby]

Evolution win.

Damn right.
There needs to be a special category in the Darwin Awards for people like this kid.

 

[RawBert]

He got testy with the cops. What a nut.

 

[MacDawg]

From the article it seems they only have his testimony the wound was self-inflicted, and he is uncooperative

I wouldn't be surprised to find there is another explanation forthcoming for this

His life will be changed forever regardless

 

[R.Perez]

Damn, talk about having a bad day.

 

[Schtumple]

He got testy with the cops. What a nut.

I'm surprised Abstract wasn't in here first with a pun spree

Poor guy, he's not even going to be remembered in the Darwin Awards, at least he had the courtesy to take himself out of the gene pool though.

 

[sushi]

I wouldn't be surprised to find there is another explanation forthcoming for this

Agree.

No kidding about being uncooperative. Imagine the pain ... and then his realization of what has happened.

 

[rdowns]

He must have shot some load.

 

[spork183]

Speculation he was using a cap and ball pistol.

 

[ammowasted]

Darwin Award anyone?

 

[TechieJustin]

Gives new meaning to the word "nutshot."

 

[leomac08]

mhmmmm can this beat this "Juggling active hand grenades " for the darwin award.

 

[Mexbearpig]

Oh man, if only he was up a few inches I could say "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

 

[Melrose]

Talk about mixed nuts... How does someone accidentally shoot himself in the testicles? Seriously, I don't understand how that could happen. Such stupidity is unworthy of owning testicles in the first place.

 

[Ttownbeast]

Usually winning a Darwin award requires fatally eliminating ones self from society without reproducing this lad still has the potential ability to adopt and teach the stupidity to others.

 

[OzExige]

Usually winning a Darwin award requires fatally eliminating ones self from society without reproducing this lad still has the potential ability to adopt and teach the stupidity to others.

That statement is correct - unfortunately

You could have just left me to rejoice at the total loss of this idiot's particular DNA
OTH he probably has siblings so that shoots that idea in ........ wait
that been done

 

[jav6454]

Evolution win.

Dam right you are.

Also, my face when I saw this thread title.

 

[eawmp1]

Another cocky teen (at least he has that) with no balls to back it up.

 

[kernkraft]

Damn right.
There needs to be a special category in the Darwin Awards for people like this kid.

The whole award is specialised to people like him. Only that some survive and miss out.

 

[Gelfin]

How does someone accidentally shoot himself in the testicles?

I would dearly like to believe that's the only way you can do it.

He's learned his lesson though: he'll be shooting blanks from now on.

 

[Melrose]

I would dearly like to believe that's the only way you can do it.

He's learned his lesson though: he'll be shooting blanks from now on.

Well they went out with a bang, that's for sure.

 

[Mousse]

Talk about mixed nuts... How does someone accidentally shoot himself in the testicles? Seriously, I don't understand how that could happen.

Sounds like the kid has been watch way too many Shoot-'em-Up movies. You always see someone sticking a loaded gun down the front of his pants in those flicks. I've always found it utterly hilarious that someone would think that was a good idea (joked to my buddies on numerous occasions how no one in the movies has lost his pork and beans from such antics). Alas, reality has finally taught us what movies should have ages ago. It ain't smart to stick a gun down the front of your pants.

 

[Teh Don Ditty]

Talk about a bag of hurt.

 

[®îçhå®?]

Usually winning a Darwin award requires fatally eliminating ones self from society without reproducing this lad still has the potential ability to adopt and teach the stupidity to others.

Not always, as can be read here