Tesla should do all of the above: Apple Music, Amazon Music, Google Maps, Waze, an App Store, CarPlay, Android Auto. Give choices. I understand not wanting to use CarPlay or Android Auto. Not sure if you’ve ever been in a car that has the integration, but it’s a choice. If you don’t want to use it, don’t. It doesn’t require you to vehemently oppose the option for others.
The comments about the screen being too large isn’t a valid argument. Nor is the “but the screen controls everything” argument. Ever open the rear camera with a destination in the map? Can you see the map? How about when you open the climate controls? Or do a search on the media? Where did the map go? Oh, it’s behind the window I just opened up.
Tesla isn’t an entertainment company. They ostensibly make batteries with a car on top of it.
The only reason, and not a valid one, for not integrating CarPlay and Android Auto is that Tesla loses $10/month per car for “Premium Connectivity”.
In the meantime, we pay it to get substandard navigation with no real time alerts for traffic, road obstacles, accidents, police, etc. and we’re also crowd-sourcing with a fraction of the information on the road today. A pathetically poor internet streaming service a la LiveXLive (Slacker); video streaming (Hulu, Netflix, YouTube) which you already have on your phone (and assuming you binge-watch The Queen’s Gambit while charging for 20 minutes); Caraoke, which really requires no commentary on my part; and a dirt-slow internet browser (even the Chromium version) that really isn’t a good user experience because of the awkward keyboard position relative to the operator (i.e, people have gotten really good at typing with their thumbs on a device nestled in their hands, but not on a fixed screen in the middle of the car).
All of the above is to say that Tesla isn’t an entertainment software company. Even the “hot” holiday release Musk promised was: 1) not hot; and 2) so full of bugs that they had to patch it seven times and counting. And that was basically to release a software update that had three useless games and a way to program your fart noises on your horn.
Patience is wearing thin with Tesla. But help is on the way. The competition from other auto makers is growing faster than expected, particularly with GM’s announcement of an entirely electric offering in 15 years, and Apple’s open secret of producing a car.
As auto makers become more and more electric, Tesla loses the ability to sell their emissions credits, which is the only reason they aren’t still reporting losses. And when that happens, if Tesla hasn’t addressed issues like the ones above, it will be too late. Musk could quickly stay relevant, and keep his $10/month/car, by opening an App Store and letting the likes of Google, Apple, Amazon, etc. write the code for their own apps. Heck, if Tesla did it right, they’d open a revenue stream with developers in the process.
But if all of that isn’t enough, Musk came out again last week and said he’d have full self driving by the end of the year. Which is what he says every year. And every year he raises the price for it (I think it’s over $10K now). For a car that isn’t full self driving. And is so erratic, I only use it for a few minutes when needed to pick up something I dropped or pick a wedgie. That’s an expensive price to pay for little return.
Musk’s annual FSD proclamations are like Groundhog’s Day, except I have more trust in Punxsutawney Phil. No offense. To groundhogs.
And then there’s the well-documented drop in quality, with Tesla coming in 32nd out of 32 major brands. Which is well-deserved. But we overlook it because: 1) we want to be green; 2) we like technology; and 3) well, it’s under warranty and they’ll fix it. (Has anyone ever had a positive experience with Tesla’s service? It’s so notoriously bad that not only are you not able to speak with a person, when they bother to send you a text, they never give their name. Anonymity does not breed accountability, and Tesla service is a cautionary tale of just how true that is).
So, with all that said, if you don’t own a Tesla, hold off for a couple years for better options. Maybe that will be Tesla; maybe it won’t. But if you, like me, do own a Tesla (or two), don’t be an apologist for Musk. Demand better. You paid for it. And were promised it.