No, I mean the "Demi-Goddess" part.![]()
Oh, see fact #12, the only part of the title I disagree with is the demi part.
No, I mean the "Demi-Goddess" part.![]()
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18. Going along with #17, I once sold a girl on buying a Mac (this was almost a year ago) by comparing it to anal sex. Yes, a Mac is like anal sex (bear with me). I told her that if she's ever had anal sex before, she'll remember that before she tried it for the first time, she was afraid of the unknown and that there might be discomfort in the beginning. I then told her, if she's ever had anal sex, she'll remember how once she got used to it, it was actually pretty amazing, and she'll quickly forget why she was ever afraid to do it in the first place. She wouldn't tell me if she'd ever done it before, but she did buy a Mac later on that day.![]()
I hope Apple's marketing department is reading this thread.
This is a leap year, so does that mean tomorrow is the big day, or is it today? Either way, congrats!7) I've been dating someone for 2 years and 364 days.
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18. Going along with #17, I once sold a girl on buying a Mac (this was almost a year ago) by comparing it to anal sex. Yes, a Mac is like anal sex (bear with me). I told her that if she's ever had anal sex before, she'll remember that before she tried it for the first time, she was afraid of the unknown and that there might be discomfort in the beginning. I then told her, if she's ever had anal sex, she'll remember how once she got used to it, it was actually pretty amazing, and she'll quickly forget why she was ever afraid to do it in the first place. She wouldn't tell me if she'd ever done it before, but she did buy a Mac later on that day.
This is a leap year, so does that mean tomorrow is the big day, or is it today? Either way, congrats!
15: I've got a bit of a mophead
16: I look like:
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Why wouldn't you be popular? You're super cute. Just put yourself out there.3. I wish I was more popular
5. I think I'm ugly
18) My favorite food is Orange Chicken from Panda Express. Or bangers and mash when I'm hungover.
1) I'm probably one of the most deviant people on the forums
10) I don't drink or smoke, drinking leads to sleep problems for me and smoking results in hypothermia due to a cardio condition I have
16) I have very little sense of self or self image, I find it very difficult to associate my own reflection with myself
17) I'm rather vain.
18) I alternate between extreme shyness and extreme extroversion
Wow, I don't mean this in a bad way, more of a curious way but, you are the most contridicting person I've read:
but you,
and then there's
but your,
And of course this (but at least you admit it here.)
You seem either quite interesting or a hypocrite (or confused maybe?), can't decide which.
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I take ten minute showers even tho Im a guy.
LMAOWe all know what that means![]()
I take 25 to 40-minute showers. Which... now that I know 10 is considered excessive, makes 40 seem prettyProf. said:LMAO
No, actually I'm a slight germaphobe and I can't leave the shower until every part of my body is clean.
I take 25 to 40-minute showers. Which... now that I know 10 is considered excessive, makes 40 seem pretty![]()
I take 25 to 40-minute showers. Which... now that I know 10 is considered excessive, makes 40 seem pretty![]()