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This has to be the saddest post I've read in a long time. Even if 1. were removed.

Don't believe everything you read here.

12. I'm marrying my best friend when we get out of high school. (we're going to have boyfriends on the side)

Now that is sad, unless your best friend is a she, and the marriage is a platonic one.

Call me old school, but gay or straight, I believe marriage should not be just a "whim".
 
Don't believe everything you read here.



Now that is sad, unless your best friend is a she, and the marriage is a matter of convenience.

Call me old school, but gay or straight, I believe marriage should not be just a "whim".

she is a she, and we're getting married because we love each other, even if it's not sexual.
 
I suppose a quick posting will help lighten a seemingly boring day...

1) I am probably as average as they come.
2) I love cold weather, snow, and snowy scenery.
3) Photography and computers are my escapes from the world.
4) I cannot stand the scrape of a fork or knife on a plate, makes me squirm.
5) I've always been intellectually ahead of my demographic, which at times can alienate me from certain things.
6) I use my Macs daily, but still keep an HP Pavilion around because I still love XP.
7) I have many friends, but very few in which I may confide. Two, I think.
8) Modern design intrigues every fiber of my being.
9) My teeth suck, but I've never had braces and they look fine.
10) I love soda, and probably always will.
11) I have little respect for people who smoke. Pet peeve I guess, they're not bad people...
12) I love learning, but only at my own pace. School should be 1 on 1.
13) I have brown hair, but my facial hair grows red.
14) I have an admittedly short attention span. Crappy memory too.
15) I can draw exceptionally well, but have never taken an art course.
16) I have an extensive imagination, an extremely open mind.
17) I can visualize just about anything. Except math.
18) Building on the last one, I'm terrible at Math
19) I love to build fires, but my biggest fear is house fire.
20) I hate the iPod click wheel design, but I own an iPod touch.

There I am.
 
Well, that's cool. Yes, :cool:.

You will be in for an interesting life, for sure, especially if you become a "father" once or twice.

Good luck.

Well you have to keep life interesting or else I'd spend too much time here.

As for being a father I seriously doubt she'd be into being a mother anytime in the next ten years considering she can't even stand puppies.

Really our arrangement (at least right now) would have us mostly just being roommates.
 
Well you have to keep life interesting or else I'd spend too much time here.

As for being a father I seriously doubt she'd be into being a mother anytime in the next ten years considering she can't even stand puppies.

Really our arrangement (at least right now) would have us mostly just being roommates.


When the insurance company comes knocking on the door questioning your marriage or the tax man, I'm sure you will be happy. :p
 
Thespians do it on stage.

Ha. But now it's my turn.
1. I have an identical twin.
2. I am a male (though from the back people say I look like a chick; however, this probably has to do with my hair that is, when down, reaches the middle of my back).
3. My username is based on a series of cartoons I made in the sixth, seventh, and part of eight grades. As my English class was watching a badminton game, a friend of mine suggested a literal "bad mitten" (since I used to go to school in Philly, that's what badminton actually sounded like with our accents). I made a design, but didn't actually know how to spell mitten; I thought it was mittin. The jp in the beginning are my first and last initials.
4. My old school was near Windows-free; the library's computer's were almost all on Linux, the two computer labs were both all iMac G3's; however, since Masterman is a dirt poor school, the only computers the teachers had were ancient Windows 98 PCs. I wouldn't be surprised if the computer labs there were still running G3's.
5. My family's first computer was a Macintosh Performa running 7.6; when a new computer was needed, we went with a Dell (though my father didn't want to) so my brother and I could play more games.
6. Speaking of thespians, I was at one point in an acting group for children; our best production was a rendition of a British play called "Ernie's Incredible Illucinations."
7. Though my parents were both born in America, almost everyone in my family before them was either born in Ukraine or descended from those born in Ukraine.
8. Expect for my Mom's great-grandfather (I think); he was an English gentleman. :confused:
9. Despite my straight hair, small nose, and non-stocky stature, I am nearly 100% Jewish.
10. I never had a bar mitzvah (though I'm just as cheap as an adult Jew ;)).
11. I have been to the ER five times in my life.
12. I was born one minuted before my brother as a result of a C-section.
13. My brother stole most of my blood in the womb, along with most of the room in there.
14. I'm an asthmatic (one of my five ER trips).
15. Counting preschool, I have been to 6 different schools in my life (currently in the last one, high school).
16. My best friend from kindergarten and first grade was also in my middle school before I moved in eight grade; I had not seen him in three years.
17. My elementary school, though it was a little known private Friends school, was in the middle of one of Philly's numerous ghettos. Ah, Frankford!
18. I played the piano for 2 years, overlapping with the violin for five.
19. I can't say whether I like blonds, brunettes, or redheads more, since I've only ever dated one blond, one brunette, and zero redheads (though I'd be willing to try :p).
20. I dye my black, which only serves to make my already super-sexy hair even sexier.
 
Continuing from where I left off:

15) I like doing song spoofs suddenly, even though my voice sounds terrible on the mic without a bunch of effects!
16) Pizza Hut make the best pizza in the world according to me, I even made a song and video about it!
17) Pizza from Pizza Hut is better than sex :D
18) No its not
19) I say random stuff when I am bored
20) Umm... I have a MacBook, but I am too much of a cheapskate to afford anything but the base model :mad:
 
Continuing from where I left off:

15) I like doing song spoofs suddenly, even though my voice sounds terrible on the mic without a bunch of effects!
16) Pizza Hut make the best pizza in the world according to me, I even made a song and video about it!
17) Pizza from Pizza Hut is better than sex :D
18) No its not
19) I say random stuff when I am bored
20) Umm... I have a MacBook, but I am too much of a cheapskate to afford anything but the base model :mad:

ick! I consider pizza hut pizza to be practically inedible! the crust is so spongey and they never put enough sauce on!
 
1. biotech engineer student
2. feels genuinely sorry for religious people
3. hate commies
4. hate people who use "liberal" as a synonym to left-wing nuts
5. non-gamer
6. can't get enough of meat pies
7. atheist
8. can eat incredible amounts at once but survives long periods easily with just few grams of beans and rice
9. has iraq & turk friends
10. opposes islamization and free immigration from middle-east, east-europe and africa
 
  1. I play the trumpet.
  2. I am married...
  3. ... but got dumped by my wife after six months.
  4. I own six copies of the same album (The KLF - "The White Room").
  5. I lost 20 lbs just by eating a bit less than usual.
  6. I moved into my first own flat last month.
  7. I had no date since April last year. :eek:
  8. I had rarely any dates before, neither. :(
  9. Although being a gamer for more than 20 years now, I have only owned one console so far.
  10. I am working for the world's largest independent manufacturer of lubricants, and related speciality products.
  11. I am 27 years old.
  12. My best friend and me have known each other for 23 years now.
  13. I hate doing things all alone, like swimming or going to the cinema.
  14. I released a mini-album in 2003. Still working on a successor...
  15. I wear glasses.
  16. My first computer was a C64, my most loved one my Amiga 1200.
  17. I don't own a TV.
  18. I know the dialogues to all 21 James Bond movies.
  19. When I was young, I wanted to become a writer.
  20. Prezels and instant lemon tea FTW!!! :D
 
1. I'm 1/8th Cherokee

2. I have a native american name, 'Little Wolf" given to me when i was 12.

3. You would never guess that if you saw me, i look full blooded american.

4. I was born at home in a town with more cows than people.

5. I live 15 miles away from where i was born.

6. Others hate living here in Missouri but i don't plan on ever leaving.

7. I haven't drank hard liquer since my 21st birthday about a year ago :p

8. I have one sister

9. I'm going to be a dad in january :D

10. I'm getting married next june to the most amazing girl i have ever met

11. I met her the same way marla and the narrator met on fight club, only she wasn't ODing, she was just drunk lol.

12. I didn't own a car until i was 19.

13. I had the pleasure to live in England and France for 10 weeks when i was fifteen.

14. I have a full time job with benefits at the age of 21.

15. I race cross country here in missouri. oxcracing.com

16. I work in a clean room.

17. I'm in it right now.

18. I will own a Ferrari 355 GTS the day i turn 40.

19. I've driven my first car 140mph. 91 honda accord 5 speed.

20. I come close to puking right before the sign drops at the start of every race.
 
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