You know, I wish I could feel more enthusiastic, or generous, about acknowledging Erling Haaland's goal scoring achievements or record breaking achievements (which are impressive).
But, I can't.
This is because observing the approach of Manchester City (buttressed by bottomless resources) to ruthlessly squeezing out oxygen for any opponents on the football field - sort of akin to an anaconda - is a deeply depressing experience.
But, I can't.
This is because observing the approach of Manchester City (buttressed by bottomless resources) to ruthlessly squeezing out oxygen for any opponents on the football field - sort of akin to an anaconda - is a deeply depressing experience.