You guys do realise that Apple aren't in business for you, they're in business to make money right? And from a business point of view, they have done a great job. There is still something going for every computer they offer atm. Think and higher res screen for MBA, i5/i7 (i7 is awesome upgrade) for 13" MBP and the MBP 15" and 17" speak for themselves imo.
The only they could do better as far as I'm concerned is kill the 13" MBP altogether.
I also think that you should stop whining. Seriously, if you don't like it, don't give them your money, simple. There are other computers that will at least get whatever job you want done, done. I've been looking at a mac for the gf as she's started to get into graphics. The new 13" MBP is looking like a good entry level mac for her, and frankly I think that's what the 13" MBP is, an entry level mac.
An i7 8gig ram 13" with an SSD is going to be very nice for her. She's even already said, anything she'll need a higher res for, she'd rather use an external monitor with a much bigger screen anyway (which will eventually make thunderbolt a very cool thing for her to have - another good UPGRADE).
To all those waiting to upgrade to this 13" MBP. What were you waiting for? I'll assume you have an older 13" something in which case, you probably can still keep it if you don't like this one. (If you sold it, that was stupid). If you need something faster, and refuse to buy this, well buy elsewhere. If you're gonna buy it anyway, just buy it and send your constructive feedback to apple.
To me, the 15" is the compromise (I just brought a new one). I like a big screen but I want something at least semi portable. Even if the 13" was as fast and good as the 15", I'd get the 15 for the screen size (not resolution). I think you'll also find that most of the 13" users aren't power users. To them this is a good upgrade, or at least refresh.
Btw, I'm not one of the apple fan boys around. I happen to buy the 15" because I need one for audio and design stuff. It's still the best to handle that atm.