Well, first of all I have to use at least one dongle (miniDP-VGA) on most modern laptops. So your "Yupiiiee" is kinda invalid.Yupiiiee! Only one adapter in stead of three....You gotta be kidding me ...
And it's not just the massive issue with basically removing all useful ports:
The 13" version is now underpowered and overpriced.
But it has a weird touch strip for emojis...What the **** is going on here?
And of course I'd prefer to have those ports on the laptop, but not by taking away 2/4 Thunderbolt 3 ports (because the functionality you get from so many TB3 ports is a selling point of this laptop). My point is that I can live without them if you give me 4x full speed TB3 / USB-C ports instead.
P.S. I don't give a **** about the 13" rMBP altogether. Yes, I agree it's overpriced, but it's irrelevant to me.
P.P.S. I'm not trying to find a perfect laptop or whine about its drawbacks. The only thing I care about it a compromise that's acceptable for my needs.