According to Cook, the addition of people from the automotive industry isn't a confirmation of the Apple Car, but simply a way for Apple to "explore things with teams of people."
Well, that explains a lot.
Rumors say that Apple has obtained a repossessed 1964 Chevy Malibu with something glowing in the trunk, and that all the recent engineering hires were about trying to figure out how to harness its ability to fly.
Apple also reportedly has a secret warehouse with a 1982 Trans Am and a 1962 VW Bug, both talking on their own, which has Apple's automotive Siri team fascinated.
Another building contains a modified 1982 Delorean DMC-12, which is apparently being used for a project having to do with magically predicting the "next big thing".
On the downside, a group working with a red 1957 Plymouth Belvedere, keeps losing members to mysterious and violent accidents. Job applicants are welcomed.