Saw Apple Watch in display cabinet at Glasgow, Braehead store. Very bulky and look more like Seiko digital watches which first appeared in the 1970's and have long since disappeared to be replaced by guess what...analogue watches. Isn't that strange.
Fashion and design is not linear. During the 80s there was a push towards ultra thin watches. In this decade watch designers have gone for a larger diameter face.
Even if you are aesthetically challenged and believe the Apple Watch to be too bulky, this isn't the 1980s any more. Thin isn't especially in in watch design.
In 2010, Rolex; one of the most famous Swiss watch producers, famous for being ultra conservative when it comes to change, made their flagship Submariner watch bigger because of market demand.
I'm not sure what year they did this but Tag Heuer went back and re-released a watch Steve McQueen was famous for wearing in the 1970s. A watch that was both bulky and square.
In any case, you don't really get to say that because the Apple Watch reminds you of something from the past, the design is therefore wrong.
Really who would want to buy a bulky poorly designed watch which needs recharging every 18 hours, and needs to be used with an iPhone to get any functionality.
I disagree with your assessment that it is poorly designed, or that there's something wrong with bulky. And most hands on reviews have been very positive about the solid well designed feel.
You are also ignoring the same reviews that describe quite a lot of functionality that can be had without the iPhone present. Although since most people take their phones most places these days, I'm not sure why this would be such a sticking point.
Certainly you are completely wrong to state that you cannot get 'any functionality' without the iPhone.
Battery life concerns were nixed in just about every review also. Keeping in mind that these were people actually reviewing the watch. Journalists who were being paid to review a product, are far more likely to be using it a lot more than a typical wearer, were still getting a full day of performance.
Since I stick my phone and tablet on charge every night, what's an extra item?
Left handers who won't be able to use it because the crown isn't in the centre, I though Jonny Ive was supposed to be a great designer, not!
As he flies around in Steve Job's old private jet, enjoying the interior he designed, spending the millions he has earned from his designs, I'm thinking he probably knows more about design than you.
I'm not sure why you believe that if the digital crown is towards the bottom of the case as it would be on a left handed wearer, it would prevent them from using the watch. Where is your evidence for that? Do you just type the first thing that comes into your head?
....and the sports version is only water resistant so don't go out in the rain, or spill your water bottle.
The water resistance of the Apple Watch does exist, so you can in fact go out in the rain.
My watch is water resistant to 2000 feet. But how often do you think I've needed that?
After the initial surge this is going to turn out to be Apple's Vista :-|
We'll see. But you might want to become better informed before making that call.