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FACT. Do this. We'll see how quick she goes from "wanting to still be friends" to "OMG I want you back SOOOO hard."

Umm... She's a year and a half younger than me. And her friends aren't that much closer. I could always go for her 19 year old sister who is WAYYY cooler and a lot better looking.
 
Were they ever really a band to begin with?
No. :)

Umm... She's a year and a half younger than me. And her friends aren't that much closer. I could always go for her 19 year old sister who is WAYYY cooler and a lot better looking.

At 16? No I doubt that.
This means you're a 16 year old bitching about a 5 week failed relationship with a 14 year old online.
I doubt the sister is going to be game.

I say move on and date girls who are at least 16. Something about the 14 year old deal makes you creepy.
 
}At 16? No I doubt that.
This means you're a 16 year old bitching about a 5 week relationship with a 14 year old online.
I doubt the sister is going to be game.

Actually, she's 15. And I'm almost 17. I would definitely not go as low as 14. XD
 
Actually, she's 15. And I'm almost 17. I would definitely not go as low as 14. XD

I read that you were 16 somewhere. 16 - 1.5 makes for 14. Even still, it only stays weird ... 17 - 15. At some point it no longer matters but it is better than 16 to 14. Either way it's over and she's having fun with Captain Warped Tour™.

Date her mom.
 
Date her mom.

Classic :)

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I read that you were 16 somewhere. 16 - 1.5 makes for 14. Even still, it only stays weird ... 17 - 15. At some point it no longer matters but it is better than 16 to 14. Either way it's over and she's having fun with Captain Warped Tour™.

Date her mom.

Yeah... I'm 16... going to be 17 in a couple of months. XD

And NO. EW!
 
Yeah... I'm 16... going to be 17 in a couple of months. XD

And NO. EW!
So she just turned 15. Creepy still.


I think this can all be summed up as iParis should have gone to Warped Tour.

Also, is her mom hot? 1-10?
Oh I read that he did. This sentence confuses me

Two days ago she left me for some guy she met at Warped Tour, and went to Warped Tour together!
I read it as they went together and she met Captain Warped Tour™ and now they're dating.

Now we really know. You're 14.
Yeah exactly! If he were really 17 ... I dunno I would think if she were even passable and interested (providing he didn't open his mouth much) then it'd be a dream come true.
 
I read it as she left him for the guy she went to Warped Tour with. Eh. Oversight. Should have added a "we." Would have made more sense.
 
So she just turned 15. Creepy still.



Oh I read that he did. This sentence confuses me


I read it as they went together and she met Captain Warped Tour™ and now they're dating.


Yeah exactly! If he were really 17 ... I dunno I would think if she were even passable and interested (providing he didn't open his mouth much) then it'd be a dream come true.

I'm not 17. I will be 17 at the end of September. Her birthday is in March, I believe.

I read it as she left him for the guy she went to Warped Tour with. Eh. Oversight. Should have added a "we." Would have made more sense.

Lol. No. I went to Warped Tour with her. She met this guy. Hit on him the whole time. Then several days later she left me for him. Jessica had it correct.
 
Riiiiiight!? I still am not sure if I'm being punked or not. A lot of it sounds sincere; but Warped Tour, Panic at the Disco, 14 year old girlfriend, reason to go on living, etc.... It all just sounds a little too contrived.

Again, 15. And I'm not trolling you guys. But it's not like she is the only reason I'm not in a good mood.

Edit, I'm pretty sure you guys have seen pictures of me, do I really look 14 to you?! D:
 
No. I am 16. And I definitely don't have any pics of her mom. Her mom is like.... 50... on a scale of 1-10 for her, 2. Lol.

Like wine my friend. Like wine. ;)
Or really smooth tequila.
But really, at 50 if she is horrid then consider this chick leaving you as a blessing in disguise.

I read it as she left him for the guy she went to Warped Tour with. Eh. Oversight. Should have added a "we." Would have made more sense.
I was confused but apparently I filled in the missing words myself.

I think he is on his own Warped Tour right now ;)

Woof, Woof - Dawg
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hahah I nearly spit water on my shirt.
Wait I don't have a shirt on.


I'm not 17. I will be 17 at the end of September. Her birthday is in March, I believe.



Lol. No. I went to Warped Tour with her. She met this guy. Hit on him the whole time. Then several days later she left me for him. Jessica had it correct.

Can we just sticky this particular post please?
 
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