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Yikes, you sound a little more bitter than I thought.

Thank God I've been blessed enough to be with the same wonderful woman for almost 20 years now. I was 16 when we started dating too.

I'm also Facebook friends now with the first 2 girls who ever dumped me and broke my heart.
I'm not bitter. It was just a sad day and a sadder day to realize the cheating, through someone else. But I've been with the real love of my life for 11 months now. I would be the luckiest man in the world if I could spend the next 19 years and 1 month with her. :)
 
The answer is clear, create a fake profile of some hot chick and have her posting all over your wall telling what good times shes having, in 2 weeks change relationship status to friends with benefits as you don't like commitment anymore. At this point your ex will email you asking how you are doing innocently, once she starts talking to you again you must tactically separate yourself from the new entity girl that you created to make you look a champ and her look desperate. Use lines like "that was just pillow talk baby" and "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me."
 
The answer is clear, create a fake profile of some hot chick and have her posting all over your wall telling what good times shes having, in 2 weeks change relationship status to friends with benefits as you don't like commitment anymore. At this point your ex will email you asking how you are doing innocently, once she starts talking to you again you must tactically separate yourself from the new entity girl that you created to make you look a champ and her look desperate. Use lines like "that was just pillow talk baby" and "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me."
Ah all this from first hand experience.

UD, iParis and now Zombie Acorn poke each other to join group to which Jessica is a fan.
 
The answer is clear, create a fake profile of some hot chick and have her posting all over your wall telling what good times shes having, in 2 weeks change relationship status to friends with benefits as you don't like commitment anymore. At this point your ex will email you asking how you are doing innocently, once she starts talking to you again you must tactically separate yourself from the new entity girl that you created to make you look a champ and her look desperate. Use lines like "that was just pillow talk baby" and "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me."

Perhaps just a little more thought into this behavior...
 
Did anybody else catch the white text in Unspoken Demise's postings about killing her and cleaning up after? :eek:
 
Meh, most of us go through it. It's not great but yea... Ditch her from Facebook and any other form of communication. That's it bud - she's out of your life and seeing anything 'new' from here will only hurt yourself.

I went out with a girl (she was a lesbian, it was never going to end well!) and it hurt when we broke up. I rang up a mutual friend to just talk to. A few weeks passed and we started going out too. This was when I was 14, 15 or so. So what hurt originally only took a few weeks before I was right as rain again.
Just get back on the market!
 
Look at it this way.. bitches are like pants. You need to change them so often. Ha. Don't look at her Myspace, you'll just depress yourself. Anytime I've had a relationship not work, a better one came along. Just enjoy life alone and look forward to the next, better one.. maybe that one will work out. If not, look at the bright side, apparently you own some Apple products. That in itself is reason to live. :apple:
 
I dated a girl once.
After a month we broke up.
The reason?


She's a lesbian.
I'm gay.
(Much to the amusement of my friends I assure you)


Come into the light iParis
;)
 
I personally see no reason to delete her on facebook, just tell the sites to hide any updates from a profile. That tool is very handy.

Also you need to move on...you're young, there'll be plenty of other women. In fact she's doing you a favour because you dont want someone like that in your life anyway

Also don't be available. If she calls/texts/email ignore it. Move on with your life.
 
So I have been dating this girl for over five weeks then for some reason I notice her start to drifting away from me. Then it turns out what I was sensing was correct. Two days ago she left me for some guy she met at Warped Tour, and went to Warped Tour together! Ugh. Her reason for choosing him over me is that I apparently bug her and don't make her happy. I know I should be over it now but so many things keep reminding me and bringing me down. Going through her myspace bulletins and facebook statuses I can tell she is way more happy than me and is having a blast with her new boyfriend. I'm effing miserable while she's out slutting around.:(

Bleh. Sorry if I am just sounding like a little b*tch right now. I just need motivation, and a reason for living. And something to look forward to. :eek:

EDIT: Oh, and on top of this I just found out that two of the members of Panic at the Disco will be leaving the band!

iParis, I can empathise with you totally about all of that.

I went through pretty much the same thing barely 2 weeks ago. My partner of two years left me because he 'found someone new that he likes more'. Well, he tried to blame an argument we had a few days before, but that didnt make sense considering we were getting along well when it happened...but I explain this better below - personally I've always thought of him as the kind of person that gets bored easily, in a few months when the 'honeymoon period' is over he'll just move onto someone else. The thing with me and my partner, though, is we actually had plans. We were supposed to go overseas together next year, we were about to finally move in together, I genuinely loved him... on top of this, I was, last week, diagnosed with depression and anxiety disorder and, additionally, have a still undiagnosed lung problem where I'm permanently short of breath (all the 'normal' things, asthma, etc, have been ruled out), so that just made me feel worse...(quite honestly I think all of it's been caused by the breakup, but yeah...) And then barely a few days ago I find out they're already planning to do stuff together, and it just "happens" to be the exact same stuff we'd been planning when we were together - now they're going on all the trips that I helped plan, it just makes me feel used. And you know what he keeps saying? "I just want you to be happy for us :)"

He was a liar and a manipulative bastard, when I look back now. I hope this new guy smartens up and gets out while he can. For example, one day I noticed he suddenly 'deleted' his Facebook. He said he didn't want it anymore. A few days after he dumped me I noticed he suddenly had another account, so I readded him. Well, he sure as hell didn't delete me, he blocked me - why he did that, when we still had well over 2 months left in our relationship, I have no idea. But the main thing I noticed...he just happened to add the guy he's with now the day before he dumped me. So basically he planned the whole thing and decided to use a totally irrelevant disagreement as a way of getting out of it *rolleyes*

Basically reading through your post was as if I was reading one of my own, your situation seems almost identical to mine.

And Im equally saddened about Panic. The only 'new' band I've really listened to :(

If you ever wanna chat feel free to PM me or talk on AIM or something (even though Im barely ever on :p) :)
 
Problem? And no, I'm not kidding. They can't run a band with the two remaining members!

Won't they just recruit more people?

About your girl situation, if she had cheated on you with some other guy she obviously isn't worth it. If she came back to you, would you want to get back with her after she's been all over this guy? You don't want someone's sloppy seconds.
 
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