Well, on the bright side, this kid made news on engadget. I've never done that.
Seriously though, everyone here is right. You are trying to pull a scam and are obviously failing terribly at it. Give up, stop digging that hole you've got yourself in, and just buy another iPhone if you want one. Don't make excuses for you actions. Live up to them. It's a life lesson that'll do you well. The lack of personal responsibility is what is ruining the world these days. Unfortunately, the US government shows you exactly how to act like a jerk, but that doesn't mean you should do as they say.
Seriously though, everyone here is right. You are trying to pull a scam and are obviously failing terribly at it. Give up, stop digging that hole you've got yourself in, and just buy another iPhone if you want one. Don't make excuses for you actions. Live up to them. It's a life lesson that'll do you well. The lack of personal responsibility is what is ruining the world these days. Unfortunately, the US government shows you exactly how to act like a jerk, but that doesn't mean you should do as they say.
