Wow. It looks like it went over everyone’s head. Change Verizon in his posts to Apple. Sound familiar? I’m guessing he’s having a good laugh.
It’s familiar for around here, sure. But nothing I’ve ever said. I’m pretty hard on Apple as I am every other company that wants my dollars. Frankly if OP was being satirical it was too realistic for a MR post. There ARE, believe it or not, cellco partisans here too, I’ve found.