Apple Keynote Presentation Training 101:
-Speak about 25% slower than usual to give everything you say more gravitas than it deserves
-Short pause every four words, long pause at the end of every sentence.
-Use words like "new", "best", "advanced", "beyond", "precision", and other buzzwords liberally
-Emphasize any words related to numbers, product names, and the word "even" heavily
-Vary intonation gradually up and down like a rollercoaster and try build progressively higher rises and deeper dips
-When listing features say...
Feature 1
Feature 2
"(it) works great with..." feature 3
Feature 4
...
"and we were EVEN able to..." feature X
-Just when people are about crush their own face from palming too hard, pass it onto next presenter
- Repeat
-Speak about 25% slower than usual to give everything you say more gravitas than it deserves
-Short pause every four words, long pause at the end of every sentence.
-Use words like "new", "best", "advanced", "beyond", "precision", and other buzzwords liberally
-Emphasize any words related to numbers, product names, and the word "even" heavily
-Vary intonation gradually up and down like a rollercoaster and try build progressively higher rises and deeper dips
-When listing features say...
Feature 1
Feature 2
"(it) works great with..." feature 3
Feature 4
...
"and we were EVEN able to..." feature X
-Just when people are about crush their own face from palming too hard, pass it onto next presenter
- Repeat