Users: We just want Dark Mode.
Apple:
Apple: Here are 230 new emoji variations for gender and skin tones.
I think it’s more like this:
Random MR Forum poster: I don’t have anything relevant to say, but I like when people “like” me... it’s so validating to know I’m in a safe space

Hmmm, what shall I post... something pithy and original... I know, “courage!” No, I just used that. Oh, I got it, “innovation!” Whoops, I used that one already too. Oh, I got it, “Tim Cook is taking our Macs and forcing us to buy real computers: iPads.” Oh no, I used that earlier today. Hmmm, what to post, what to post... oh, I got it, I’ll demonstrate my complete lack of knowledge about computers by complaining that the artist who draws emoji should be coding, finding bugs and working on the Mac Pro! Perfect! How clever is that? lols
Apple: Here are the latest emoji introduced by the Unicode Consortium. We can either support them, or let our users receive texts with small little squares whenever their friends on Android use them. Since I think our users would rather see which emoji their friends actually texted them instead of a small little square, we should have Anna down in graphics draw them up.
Random MR Forum poster: OMG!!! I can’t believe Apple has assigned all 35,000 of their engineers to draw emoji

We’re never going to get that new feature I want right now... and those bugs will never be found—let alone fixed... and they’re NEVER going to release that Mac Pro that I’m never going to buy....
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!1!!1! What happened to my safe space?
Tim Cook needs to be fired! Apple can’t innovate anymore! Steve would never allow that! Where’s my new iMac? Apple has lost its way! iPhones are too expensive! Where’s my Mac Pro? Jony, make it thinner! Where’s my 5G? Apple Maps sucks! We need Scott Forstall back! Where are my ports? I want Aperture back! Where’s my 17” MBP? Bring back AirPort! These airpods look like Q-tips! Where’s my bigger battery? I need Mag Safe! Can’t innovate my ass! Angela, stop releasing watch bands! I hate this camera bump! Siri sucks! Why is Apple making a car, they should just buy Tesla! Apple is doomed! Where’s my SE2? Tim Cook only cares about being PC! Why is Apple making original content, they should just buy Netflix! Apple’s not green, the batteries are glued in! Where’s my under screen TouchID? Tim Cook is a bean counter, he only cares about profits! HomePod is overpriced! Where’s my AirPower? FaceID sucks! Cook is just an operations guy! Apple’s late to market again! Apple needs to buy Disney! The XR isn’t even HD! Where’s my iPad mini 5? The iPhone needs USB-C! Where’s my new Apple display? Angela, we hate your stupid coat! Where’s my headphone jack? Get rid of that stupid notch! The iPad is only for consuming content! Jony, get rid of that accent, and stop saying alumin-i-um... and grow some hair while you’re at it! You can’t do real work on an iPad! Apple lost the professional market! iPad needs a file system! Where’s your pipeline Tim? One more thing... The Apple TV remote sucks!