I think you have me confused with someone who plays games or wants to watch youtube videos on my system, which I don't mind doing at times. However, I prefer a portable workstation for the line of work that I do. IMO, the MBPs have become more of a hipster status symbol, and I sadly am losing faith in their professional products.
ETA - to directly answer your question, quad core processor, with crazy large amounts of ram, dGPU and very large storage space configuration. Not to mention, it's also running Ubuntu and not windows or any bastardized version of Windows/Linux.