Waiting for Skylake MBP thread

[efegue]

At least this thread is entertaining

 

[Yaemon]

Don't forget to breathe, guys!

 

[volcomvenom]

No not kevin zzzzzzzzzzz

 

[efegue]

Seriously this is getting ridiculous bad

 

[man02195]

Come on kevin, bring it home

 

[Rain on Parade]

Gonna need this app so I remember to BREATHE when they announce no MBP till winter.

 

[Ampidire]

I feel no shame in knowing that some people here *really* need that breathe app RIGHT EFIN' NOW for this keynote.

 

[Brad9893]

Oh, for pete's sake! Maybe Apple should stop piling on the blood pressure inducing suspense about the Mac and they wouldn't need to have created breathe!

 

[volcomvenom]

You can clap it's good!!!!!!

 

[jeh72]

"Ok, you can clap now"

 

[Dr_Charles_Forbin]

SOS - how

No hardware per Tim's announcement

I never heard that and I've been listening to this boredom since it's started

 

[2457248]

30min for each OS platform.. 2h keynote, no hardware updates.
yawn.

 

[luciobar1980]

Those people in the audience look bored too.

 

[Cindori]

"please clap"

 

[fatboyhouston]

"Hey, look at the watch!"
"You should really buy the watch"
"Pleaaaaaase buy the watch..."

F*** the watch!! Give me a laptop you dick.

 

[TechZeke]

25% of the keynote blown over the damn Apple Watch. Now we sit through another 25% on tvOS. This is not looking good since there will only be 50% left for iOS and macOS.

 

[efegue]

You can clap it's good!!!!!!

"Ok, you can clap now"

hahahah. FINALLY IT'S OVER!
THE PAINS

 

[kevinkyoo]

Please clap.

 

[Mohamad-pro]

Thank god

 

[man02195]

tv.... 4k?

 

[dugbee]

Prediction on rest of keynote: 15 mins on Crossy Road, 30 mins on environment, 25 mins on iOS dark mode, and the rest on Siri for Mac.

 

[Brad9893]

Didn't they fill the audience with Apple employees to clap for them like they usually do?

 

[efegue]

More boredom incoming. pls halp.

 

[2457248]

oh f**k no, eddy cue talking about tvOS, how lower can this even get?

 

[dallegre]

It calls 911 and tells you to breathe. Wow, this is impressive stuff.