The event will be called "Back to the Mac...again" and Tim Cook, clad in Forstall Leather, will be carried on his throne by Schiller, Wozniak and Ballmer, with a biocell of a foetal Jonny Ive wheeled behind him, powering Cook through a direct feed from his neural circuitry.
Jester Federighi will give us a demo, but mainly tickle us, then we'll see a video of a depleted Ive telling us how they painstakingly perfected black anodization by putting everyone at apple through intensive psychoanalysis and creating an individualised Jobs-voiced borderline-abusive AI which boomed into every employee's earpiece during R&D. The feed to Schiller was outright abusive.
With the improved thermals of a 10nm process (nearly 30% reduction) will the next Macbook get a redesign? Imagine a thinner, lighter, black Macbook! What about a 14" option? Remember those pictures of a possible prototype behind Cook?
Intel have said Cannonlake will be "up to" 30% faster than Kaby Lake. I think LPDDR4 support has also been confirmed. I'm looking forward to this mainly as I've been waiting for them to include a 1TB SSD and surely we'll see it next.
Possible specs I'd like to see:
What do you want in the next Macbook?
Jester Federighi will give us a demo, but mainly tickle us, then we'll see a video of a depleted Ive telling us how they painstakingly perfected black anodization by putting everyone at apple through intensive psychoanalysis and creating an individualised Jobs-voiced borderline-abusive AI which boomed into every employee's earpiece during R&D. The feed to Schiller was outright abusive.
With the improved thermals of a 10nm process (nearly 30% reduction) will the next Macbook get a redesign? Imagine a thinner, lighter, black Macbook! What about a 14" option? Remember those pictures of a possible prototype behind Cook?
Intel have said Cannonlake will be "up to" 30% faster than Kaby Lake. I think LPDDR4 support has also been confirmed. I'm looking forward to this mainly as I've been waiting for them to include a 1TB SSD and surely we'll see it next.
Possible specs I'd like to see:
- Redesign - Thinner, lighter, comes in desolate black. 14" option. Reduced bezels.
- Up to 30% faster Cannonlake CPU, really around 10% faster
- LPDDR4 RAM, up to 16GB
- Up to 1 TB SSD
- 12 Hour Battery
- Slightly better screen
- 720i webcam
- 3rd Gen Pavlovian Keyboard which jolts your fingers with 100V if you err
- Really nice
What do you want in the next Macbook?