Lets agree to disagree, since we clearly have very different experience. I tried for two full weeks and it triggered at random moments during the day. It triggers when I want to around 90% of the time, but I also get plenty of haptic vibrations when due to false positives. That is just my experience, and I don't think I am "holding it wrong", your experience is certainly valid too.
About the blind agreement, not sure what you are referring to. There may be a few fanboys around but not the majority.