I'm not getting the watch update either
Just says my software is up to date.
I got in installed in time before the pull and it seems to be much better then beta 1. Less crashes, notifications seem to be consistent, not as slow, apps actually load now. Feels very much like WatchOS 1. Battery life seems pretty on par, but too early to tell.
At least you aren't in the same situation as grinny, his watch might steal his identity and book a flight to Jamaica.