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Next time, he should just completely cover his penis and asscrack with tape. Then he shouldn't be able to be arrested for indecent exposure. Everything that should be covered is covered, although he still appears naked. They won't be able to charge him for showing his thighs, buttocks, or chest. You can see much more of that at the beach.

Someone should do that one day, just to prove a point.

I do agree, however, that full-on nudity shouldn't be seen in public. Although it is natural, we are living in a modern society that has developed its own customs and principles, and you have to adhere to them. You can't go running around nude and expect to get off the hook by saying that it's natural. Of course it's natural, but most people are disturbed when they see your johnson. You're not the only one on this planet. Sorry.
 
Alright I don't even know why I'm posting here but, eh I couldn't help it.
I know most of you don't even care about the bible, but you will find out one day that it's true. Here is the best verse I could find:

Revelations 16:15 Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.

THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T GO AROUND NAKED!!!
Great. I'm not ashamed of how I look naked, so that passage applies even less to me than the rest of the Bibbley :)

Hurrah!!
 
A follow up with a related story

Seems the town or Brattleboro, VT has a open, liberal attitude regarding public nudity. Recent events however, are making them re-think the policy.

Wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld, where they talked about "good nudity" and "bad nudity"?

Halle Berry=good nudity.
Most men you see on a daily basis=bad nudity.
Rosie O'Donnel=don't even think it. :eek:
 
...Revelations 16:15 Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame...

LOL I was just skimming through that page looking for a post an caught a glimpse of that misreading it as you were in a Nightclub called Reveltions at 16:15 coming on to a thief while somebody watched!?

I thought 16:!5hrs is early to be clubbing:confused:

PS I was semi-nekked in public earlier and it felt good, didn't hear any complaints either;)
 
I think you should make a stand against it and get nekked right now!
That would mean you saying "pictures or it never happened" and then the resulting photos would mean my instant banning from MR. If your south park post with a tiny little MS paint drawn penis got deleted (while other more offending weapons remained) then I think I stand little chance here.
 
That would mean you saying "pictures or it never happened" and then the resulting photos would mean my instant banning from MR. If your south park post with a tiny little MS paint drawn penis got deleted (while other more offending weapons remained) then I think I stand little chance here.

Then you need to pose nekked while holding an air rifle or whatever over your bits and it'll be fine :rolleyes:
 
That would mean you saying "pictures or it never happened" and then the resulting photos would mean my instant banning from MR. If your south park post with a tiny little MS paint drawn penis got deleted (while other more offending weapons remained) then I think I stand little chance here.
Well lets get organised and start our campaign for liberalization. We'll form a bona-fide asreociation and everything, we'll have membership cards and a monthly newletter for members (delivered in discrete plain envelopes).

You get started on our mission statement I'll make the membership cards.......I'll need a photo for the membership card of course, PM me ;)

Then you need to pose nekked while holding an air rifle or whatever over your bits and it'll be fine :rolleyes:
No! We are a non-violent organization. You in dcv?
 
Only because you're not used to it. It's like topless sunbathing. Americans always make a big deal because it's something unusual. Europeans couldn't care less because to us it's normal.

I'm 'European' and it's not normal to me.
 
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Wha? I am just doing my part to desensitise the more prude among us!
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Alright I don't even know why I'm posting here but, eh I couldn't help it.
I know most of you don't even care about the bible, but you will find out one day that it's true. Here is the best verse I could find:

Revelations 16:15 Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.

THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T GO AROUND NAKED!!!

Ah so some book written 2000 years ago by old men smokeing pot means you can't do as nature intended.
 
no way were they smokers. They'd NEVER be so uptight and judgemental had they partaken in the weed. :D

They must have been on something to dream up whales eating boats and almighty gods that are so powerful they worrie about individual human life out of the trillions of other life on this world alone.
 
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