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Americans always make a big deal because it's something unusual. Europeans couldn't care less because to us it's normal.

Speak for yourself.

I can't handle topless beaches - every time I'm on one I'm like Odie on speed. I need to go in the water to cool down or my head'll explode.

It's..it's.. like the internet in real life!! :p
 
But that baby fat quickly turns into hairy old fat, that deserves to be properly hidden from view to keep us from losing our lunch.

Plus, being proud of pale, fat, sagging, and/or wrinkled bodies enough to show them off in non-nudist settings speaks volumes of a person's mental state.

Coupled with the fact that the US is one of, if not the, most obese countries in the world...
 
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