What did you name your new iPhone?

[lordofthereef]

But rude people usually know exactly what they're up to.

Lighten up. The little dude sticking his tongue out generally imp lie silliness and sarcasm. It's all in good fun. Remember to smile. It's good for you! 🙂

 

[dkh587]

Lydia

 

[jamespa66]

I'm going to name mine Sasquatch when/if it ever gets shipped as it's almost as mythical as the SG 128gb + that I ordered.

 

[poshrobot]

What did you name your new iPhone?

Ou or "Her/Samantha" would be a good one. Hah

 

[indychris]

Lydia

Hey, that's what we just named out Lab puppy!

 

[johnc22]

Phonezilla

 

[Starfyre]

Anyone name theirs.... Cortana?!

 

[mikethebigo]

Anyone name theirs.... Cortana?!

I called my iPhone 5 that, lol.

 

[SundayDuffer]

SundayDufferTypewriter !!!!

 

[Daniel3102]

I named my 5s Jay!! Because J comes after I! Get it?! Iphone

 

[ProwlingTiger]

I did have Achilles as my primary, Anastasia as my iPad, and Alcibiades as my backup, but since we're naming our first son Achilles, I changed my primary to Socrates when I upgraded yesterday.

 

[ChrisStunner]

DickWeed

 

[muggerfugger]

Naming mine "forever" since its taking forever to get to me

 

[kbty824]

Image

I LOLed. Thank you for that

 

[dhartung02]

MyPhone

 

[TheBeeblebrox]

Zaphod Beeblebrox

😀

😎

Mine is:

The Guide

 

[OnlyGerman]

becky

 

[MH01]

iPhone 6 Plus.

 

[taedouni]

Ip6+

 

[jaybagley]

Harambe

 

[KittyToy]

"The one that will be cheated on"

 

[Hal~9000]

"Zombie Thread From 2014"

 

[iphone4life6901]

It's threads like this that make me significantly more empathetic towards people who see us loyal Apple customers as ****ing Kool-Aid chugging, loons. What did you name your phone? Seriously?

What a ****ing punk.