Everybody around here is so damned healthy!
No one eats pizza, right? I'm not talking spinach and cauliflower on whole wheat crust. I'm talking real pizza - extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage - good stuff. God didn't make pizza to be healthy (pineapple!!??) - if it's good for you, it ain't pizza.
OK, seriously. While eating fresh and nutritious food is essential (along with exercise, etc.), the occasional foray into greasy crap is OK too. There are no bad foods - only bad amounts. Pizza every day - not good. Pizza once every two weeks or so - no problem.
Please do not misunderstand - I am not mocking those who eat a well balance, healthy diet. You will undoubtedly live a lot longer than I.