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Leareth

macrumors 68000
Nov 11, 2004
1,569
6
Vancouver
"Crusty Sheep" < in place of swear words

"***** on a stick" < swearword

"freaking" and "bloody" alternatives to F*ck
 

thegoldenmackid

macrumors 604
Dec 29, 2006
7,770
6
dallas, texas
I have been using those a lot too and me and some friends are trying to quit. :D

That's a good thing. My post was somewhat sarcastic, the moderating staff has seen my sarcastic posts when someone decides to use the former on here, such as... "I really don't think the OP's MacBook is progressing backwards..." I will say though that the forums are fairly clean of the latter, there was that one post that ended up in the wasteland the other day. But the former is still a problem it seems, also the forum seems to think that we only have male members and refers to people exclusively in that manner. But meh...there's my rant for today...or at least for the next couple of hours...
 

DoFoT9

macrumors P6
Jun 11, 2007
17,586
99
London, United Kingdom
FAF (made that one up, trying to get it mainstream ;))

****

FIGJAM

sexcellent

whatevs

thats about it..

i also like to add "f" onto words ("f" represents f*ck).
example. fbored, famazing. etc
 

instaxgirl

macrumors 65816
Mar 11, 2009
1,438
1
Edinburgh, UK
bint and boot for insults

wheesht

obv (I hold this one in 'cause I recognise it's ***** annoying)

poor

shoddy

I also say sandwich as sangwij. Something people at work always remark on
 
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