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I have a few; Okey Dokey when talking on the phone, and Darlin' when talking to women (that I know well, and that I know won't be offended by it). The "C" word when annoyed, and Numpty or muppet when talkting about someone doing something foolish.
 
Bollocks.
Oh bollocks.
Arse.
Wait! (to my daughter)
Let me think about that a mo.
Right. (other people now say that back to me)

(when I was younger: fan-****ing-tastic, wonder-bloody-ful)

Yes I swear rather a bloody lot. In the Hundred Years War, the French used to call us English Les Goddems cos we swore so much

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_goddams
http://encyclopedia.jrank.org/articles/pages/701/Goddam-Goddamn.html

Other interesting historical swearwords:

Zounds = God's Wounds (meaning Jesus's wounds)
Streuth = 'struth = His Truth (God's Truth)
Blimey = Blind me (if my eyes do play me false)
Gadzooks = God's hooks (means the crucifix nails of Jesus)
'sblood = God's Blood (meaning Jesus)

"By the way" - some people took this as offensive as Jesus said 'I am the Way .. "

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/'sblood (and links to the other words above.)
 
I have a few; Okey Dokey when talking on the phone, and Darlin' when talking to women (that I know well, and that I know won't be offended by it). The "C" word when annoyed, and Numpty or muppet when talkting about someone doing something foolish.

i think that numpty is the funniest word i have EVER heard in my life hahahahahahahha!!! classic!
 
When confronted with something unexpected I tend to go bene benebenebenebene like some demented Italian. It saves on swear box contributions :D
 
I also say these waay too much

'Cool' 'Kewl' 'Kl' The last one is used in txt msgs. The second one is when i'm miffed or being passive aggressive. The first one is just generic.
 
"Whatever", at one point I think I said it so much I was thinking about getting it tattooed on me :), now I say "really" just as much.

"Really, whatever":rolleyes:
 
I use all these words in everyday conversation:

"What's good?"
"Sh*t.."
"Let's get jiggy."
"Peace."

And not a day goes by without me throwing out a one-liner that is any or a combination of the following:

tear-inducing hilarious
unquestionably stupid
too clever/witty
unintentionally sarcastic
 
if something is extremely awsome in some sort of way i say "Fantastical"

but if i am showing anger ill say things like "SHUT THE FRONT DOOR" or "HOLY SHITOKI MUSHROOMS" and "Fwuck You Bwitch" or "you son of a Bwitch"
 
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