So… Blade Runner 2049.
Disclaimer!
I am a great Blade Runner fan. All the way from 1982's schmaltzy voice over original release through to the far superior Director's Cut.
So this sequel had to compete against all the preconceptions of my 35 years older self.
Blade Runner 2049, is… a gorgeous film. And I'm going to give it 6/10.
1. The designs and sets are gorgeous. The world of 2049 is horrible. Nature has taken her revenge. And it all looks superb.
2. The future tech is highly believable and completely appropriate. Nothing sticks out and shouts, "Look at us! We think this is a cool gimmick so we thought we'd use it even though it brings nothing to the story."
3. The music is up to date with a nod to the Vangelis score.
4. The allusions to the original are subtle and not over played. And of course the film had to start with a large all seeing eye.
Gaff still doing Origami — was the sheep he folded a nod to Philip K. Dick? Who knows. Fun to speculate.
5. Story line? Pretty much believable, and no eye rolling Deus ex Machina moments such as in the god awful Prometheus Alien prequels. Things hang together and make some kind of sense.
6. Acting. You have to love Harrison Ford. Still a helluva attractive man — just a lot more craggy and granite hewn.
Sylvia Hoeks as Luv is smashing (Literally!) Great character.
Ryan Gossling… yeah. Sorry. I just dont get him. Every time he appears in pensive close up (and it is often) I can't help but think he has the narrowest set eyes I have seen. One dimensional. Sure he is a Replicant, but the one -dimensionality of his acting just left me cold.
Ana de Armis - as his hologram girlfriend is the show stealer. She is almost surreally beautiful. She has no soul, and yet, she had the most soulfulness of them all. The "sex scene" is achingly beautiful and sad. I have never found myself tearing up during a sex scene on film. Never. Ever.
Oh and for goodness sakes. Jared Leto. Has he done anything reasonably decent since Requiem for a Dream? *snore*
7. Running time is at least 40 minutes too long.
I am not going to spoil it by revealing any *gasp* "wow! Didn't see that one coming" surprises — only because, well, these red herrings are so damn well lit they may as well have been flashing neon lights.
The storyline hints at so much mythology and then seems to lose nerve and backs off…Blindness galore. Mistaken identities. Oedipus anyone?
I think it plays to a level of audience sophistication that is these days, rather uneducated and uninformed.
Lots of "big words"… spoken… softly… with "thespian intent"… so we the audience should sit there with our hands in our popcorn cartons and turn to one another and nod sagely… "like yeah! Deep man." "That is so … wow… pro-found…" When actually it is nothing of the kind.
It is just verbal stage dressing. Just script writers sitting around making jazz hands and going "woo-woo-woo"
Anyway.
I won't go back to see it again and again like the original.
And I sincerely hope there is NO sequel planned. It is setup for a sequel (if Harrison Ford's body can stand it — because I think he could write any number of 0000s on his paycheck.)
There was nothing like the ending of the first.
The lift door slams shut on the two frightened replicants making their escape. End of story. Cue Vangelis's brilliant music.
Loved it. We wanted to know what the hell happened to Rick and Rachel.
This Blade Runner 2049? Not so much…
Disclaimer!
So this sequel had to compete against all the preconceptions of my 35 years older self.
Blade Runner 2049, is… a gorgeous film. And I'm going to give it 6/10.
1. The designs and sets are gorgeous. The world of 2049 is horrible. Nature has taken her revenge. And it all looks superb.
2. The future tech is highly believable and completely appropriate. Nothing sticks out and shouts, "Look at us! We think this is a cool gimmick so we thought we'd use it even though it brings nothing to the story."
3. The music is up to date with a nod to the Vangelis score.
4. The allusions to the original are subtle and not over played. And of course the film had to start with a large all seeing eye.
5. Story line? Pretty much believable, and no eye rolling Deus ex Machina moments such as in the god awful Prometheus Alien prequels. Things hang together and make some kind of sense.
6. Acting. You have to love Harrison Ford. Still a helluva attractive man — just a lot more craggy and granite hewn.
Sylvia Hoeks as Luv is smashing (Literally!) Great character.
Ryan Gossling… yeah. Sorry. I just dont get him. Every time he appears in pensive close up (and it is often) I can't help but think he has the narrowest set eyes I have seen. One dimensional. Sure he is a Replicant, but the one -dimensionality of his acting just left me cold.
Ana de Armis - as his hologram girlfriend is the show stealer. She is almost surreally beautiful. She has no soul, and yet, she had the most soulfulness of them all. The "sex scene" is achingly beautiful and sad. I have never found myself tearing up during a sex scene on film. Never. Ever.
Oh and for goodness sakes. Jared Leto. Has he done anything reasonably decent since Requiem for a Dream? *snore*
7. Running time is at least 40 minutes too long.
I am not going to spoil it by revealing any *gasp* "wow! Didn't see that one coming" surprises — only because, well, these red herrings are so damn well lit they may as well have been flashing neon lights.
The storyline hints at so much mythology and then seems to lose nerve and backs off…Blindness galore. Mistaken identities. Oedipus anyone?
I think it plays to a level of audience sophistication that is these days, rather uneducated and uninformed.
Lots of "big words"… spoken… softly… with "thespian intent"… so we the audience should sit there with our hands in our popcorn cartons and turn to one another and nod sagely… "like yeah! Deep man." "That is so … wow… pro-found…" When actually it is nothing of the kind.
It is just verbal stage dressing. Just script writers sitting around making jazz hands and going "woo-woo-woo"
Anyway.
I won't go back to see it again and again like the original.
And I sincerely hope there is NO sequel planned. It is setup for a sequel (if Harrison Ford's body can stand it — because I think he could write any number of 0000s on his paycheck.)
There was nothing like the ending of the first.
The lift door slams shut on the two frightened replicants making their escape. End of story. Cue Vangelis's brilliant music.
Loved it. We wanted to know what the hell happened to Rick and Rachel.
This Blade Runner 2049? Not so much…