I don't know if I can handle the release of a 14" MacBook, I would have to pick myself up after passing out from sheer joy and muster the energy to walk to an Apple Store and throw my credit card at the nearest employee
Not to take away from your preemptive joy, but when the 12" MacBook was released I thought it was meant to replace the 11" and 13" MBAs and simplify the ultra-portable segment. However considering how many iPhone and iPad sizes there are now and may be to come, my thinking may have been totally incorrect.
Friendly advice - if you are outside the US and have a chipped credit card, remember to enter the PIN before throwing it at the nearest employee.