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*shrug*
On the other hand it might just be the start of a long and beautiful relationship.

So be prepared for the unexpected. ;)

I have a better idea, my PE teacher taught me this. Be warned though, you can break his wrists.

When he tries to slap or hit you, grab his wrist. Place your thumb in his palm and use your other fingers to grip the wrist. Do the same with your other hand if its free.

Now, with your thumb(s) push back as hard as your can to bend his hand back. I will hurt like a bitch. If he doesn't relax his arm his wrist will break/sprain. You can use it to get anybody on the floor. Use your weight if you have to to bend his hand.

Another less lethal way is to grab his arm, twist it... hard! and give him a good knee/kick/slap etc. Or Tackle him into a wall.

Trust me, hes not a black belt. If he was a black belt, hed do far more than slap/hit you.
 
Do the Matrix type of Kungfu at him, indicate you are gonna hit him.. Wait till he gets ready for the blow.... Then point a middle finger at him and walk away.
 
2" and 15lbs is nothing if you don't know what to do with it.

Oh my head Jessica! I laughed so hard at this one. I know you didn't mean it the way I read it, but it's so much more funny if you interpret it like I did. :D

OP, I think I have a realistic option for you if you really want to fight. At my high school if students had a dispute then they could tell one of the coaches that they wanted to fight. He would talk with them about the situation and if both agreed then they would go downstairs to the wrestling mats, put on boxing gloves and go a few rounds. The coaches were there to make sure it didn't get too out of hand and the understanding was that they were being allowed to "work it out". When the fight was over it was over and if either of them continued to make trouble then that person would be severely reprimanded.

Tell a teacher you are having problems with this guy and ask to have a supervised fight like I have mentioned to "settle your differences." If the school says no then they have at least been alerted to the matter and you don't look like a "rat" because you were asking for a chance to kick his tail. If the teacher goes for it then you will find out real quick if this guy is willing to back up all his bullying with action. If he backs down then you make sure everyone knows and you never let him forget.

Of course this plan will only work if you are willing to follow through with the fight. You also run the risk of getting a lecture about wanting to fight, so choose a "cool" teacher or coach to ask.
 
I have a better idea, my PE teacher taught me this. Be warned though, you can break his wrists.

When he tries to slap or hit you, grab his wrist. Place your thumb in his palm and use your other fingers to grip the wrist. Do the same with your other hand if its free.

Now, with your thumb(s) push back as hard as your can to bend his hand back. I will hurt like a bitch. If he doesn't relax his arm his wrist will break/sprain. You can use it to get anybody on the floor. Use your weight if you have to to bend his hand.

Another less lethal way is to grab his arm, twist it... hard! and give him a good knee/kick/slap etc. Or Tackle him into a wall.

Trust me, hes not a black belt. If he was a black belt, hed do far more than slap/hit you.




I think you have this reversed, it works best if you place your thumbs on the BACK of his hand, and your fingers against the palm, when you bring a hand IN towards the bottom of the wrist you can't break it (Unless you accidentally twist it). You can make peoples fingers touch their forearm and it won't break (does hurt like a bitch though).
 
I think you have this reversed, it works best if you place your thumbs on the BACK of his hand, and your fingers against the palm, when you bring a hand IN towards the bottom of the wrist you can't break it (Unless you accidentally twist it). You can make peoples fingers touch their forearm and it won't break (does hurt like a bitch though).

Oh yea. XD

A kick in the private spots takes a lot less precision and time though. Or if he pins your down, give him a nice thrust up on his chin.
 
when he swings wide fora punch, grab his wrist w/ ur right hand and break his elbow w/ ur left hand by applying pressure on the joint. if that doesn't work, grab his shoulder w/ ur left hand and just use that ram his face into a damn wall.
 
im going to post a "different" method of what everyone else is saying.

When he comes up to hit you, act like you like it when he touches you lol, if not just tell someone. Fighting is not worth it. It can be put on your record and ruin your life and you have a future while he probably wont. I wont fight because of my size i worry if i hit someone hard enough they could fall, hit their head and die. I saw a story on some show about that So just ignore him and chances are he will stop.

im 15 btw i know what its like
 
Avoid the fight. It can get you into a bad habit that can take you down the wrong road for the rest of your life. It's like hard drugs in that it's best to stay away.
 
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