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What would be the best way to handle a fight?

Ask him to go bra shopping with you. It'll totally throw him off, causing him to register on MacRumors and ask "Some dude I've been harrasing asked me to go bra shopping with him. is this a good or a bad thing? (I'm straight)

Then leave it to us. We'll tear him apart. :)
 
Find out who his karate instructor is and file a complaint for threats and harassment with them, the school, and the parents. Would be better to have a lawyer draft it.

That way if anything happens you can sue the school and the karate instructor, since the parents are obviously trailer trash I don't think you'll get much beyond a worn out double wide.

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If he is a "black belt" this generally works against a person when they initiate a fight leading to possible enhanced civil and criminal penalties.
 
shivermetimbers said:
I stick to my original advice. Stay away from the guy. Tell the school, "Hey this kid is bothering me"......put it on them. Be passive....but if he corners you and you have no other choice....a direct hit to the snot-locker...no palm stuff...balled up fist. If the school harasses you afterward.....they failed to act....its on them.
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A good grapple and finding the proper places to put pressure on nerve endings to inflict pain as a corrective measure psychologically is the best bet if a fight is unavoidable absolutely no punching, too dangerous.

Pain always leaves the deepest memories much more than sensations of pleasure, best to find a way to do so without causing damage to the body.
 
Ttownbeast said:
A good grapple and finding the proper places to put pressure on nerve endings to inflict pain as a corrective measure psychologically is the best bet if a fight is unavoidable absolutely no punching, too dangerous.

Pain always leaves the deepest memories much more than sensations of pleasure, best to find a way to do so without causing damage to the body.
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Agreed! But not everyone knows how to do a wrist/joint lock properly or how to inflict severe pain with two finger tips.

I took Tae Kwon Do for a few years. I got very very good at it. One of my favorites was planting my thumbs in each temple and wrap my fingers around the back of their head...shake the hell out of their head, take them to the ground and go to work on em. It freaks people out when you have control of their head.

I have not had to fight for many years...I think with the afore mentioned...I would fall back into my old fighting habits...because it worked for me and I was conformable with it.
 
Next time he comes up to you and slaps you, before he does it grab his hand, clench your first and pull his hand towards you so he comes closer to you. Then you falcon bunch him right between the eyes.

You then must slap him in the face and say "Hurts like a bitch doesn't it!" then walk to lesson. If he then wants a fight with you say at lunch, break time or the end of school break the little ***** nose. He will not come back then.

An alternative is spear tackling the kid. That would be hilarious. If you're about to get in to a fight, get someone to video it and post it up on MacRumors for us to watch. :eek:
 
shivermetimbers said:
Agreed! But not everyone knows how to do a wrist/joint lock properly or how to inflict severe pain with two finger tips.

I took Tae Kwon Do for a few years. I got very very good at it. One of my favorites was planting my thumbs in each temple and wrap my fingers around the back of their head...shake the hell out of their head, take them to the ground and go to work on em. It freaks people out when you have control of their head.

I have not had to fight for many years...I think with the afore mentioned...I would fall back into my old fighting habits...because it worked for me and I was conformable with it.
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I learned Judo as a kid I never learned anything about belts or anything because my pop was my teacher he was also an all Navy boxing champion in the 60's and my grandpop was a wrestler from the bible belt in the 20's and 30's--self defense was a standard discipline in my family tree as far back as we can trace.
 
greygray said:
To kick that punk? That'll probably get the OP to jail for attacking that kid and it'll cause a backwash effect instead. :rolleyes:
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No. Just in case that guy really is a black belt or has a knife. You gotta be careful with fights from my experience. Never know what the other guy may bring.
 
Kick him in the gonads and hit him in the face with an open-palm 'punch'. It's harder than a punch with a clenched fist anyway, and for the inexperienced, there's far less chance of you breaking your wrist.


Of course, if he blocks your kick to the groin, he's going to stand there and look at you like you're the biggest p**** of all time. :p
 
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Zombie Acorn said:
Keep in mind that you will likely get in school suspension for fighting.
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That would be so worth it tho, just to keep the bully from annoying him at school. Plus in my school, in school suspension was like a vacation. sometimes it was worth getting in trouble just to go and sit in that room. sometimes you gotta make sacrifices to better your life. this could be one of them. Lloyd
 
For pete's sake do something - talk about procrastination.

Stop being a victim - report him, hit him, take out a contract on him or offer to lick his boots clean - you're still a victim with this option - but at least you know the parameters of the relationship.

Now yes I'm being a bit harsh here but all this delay makes the situation more difficult to deal with.
 
killswitch1698 said:
And would you guys like to have a video of this happening? I might not be able to, but ill try my best to get it on tape.
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Frankly, i'd pay to see that. However, from a tactical point of view you should be aware that the trout will have minimal stopping power (unless it's so large it's virtually a salmon) and that he may become enraged as a result of the trouting. Be prepared for a tactical withdrawal or further violence. :)
 
At this point you should just get that girl who wants you to go bra shopping to take care of him for you. Sounds like she's a lot less timid than you are.

In all seriousness, next time he tries to slap you or run into you in the hall just grab him by the shirt, immediately below the collar and run him straight up against the wall hard, get right in his face and tell him you won't be putting up with it anymore throw in a few cuss words if you think that will intimidate him further. Let him know that if he wants to try it again, he'd better be ready to defend himself. My experience with Bully's has been that 95% of the time this is all that's needed.

I got a lot of it in junior high and the first part of high school. I'd threaten, then the next time I'd go ape on the guy. I'm only 130 lbs now, but that played to my advantage cause nobody expected me to fight back at all. In Junior High this kid was shoving me one day, until I cocked back my right arm and let him have it square in the nose, he stumbled back on his ass and I just kept swinging until he rolled over and covered his face and started crying through his blood soaked hands. I got up and noticed a huge crowd of kids circled around totally flabbergasted that I could fight this kid. Truth be told I was shocked too, but I guess he just flipped the wrong switch or something. This kid had at least 5 inches on me and probably 30 lbs, but that didn't matter cause I caught him off guard and didn't relent till he was finished.

I'd recommend you not fight, but it sounds like you've cemented your reputation as the kid who won't stand up for himself. Now may be the time to change that reputation.

SLC
 
Hey, I'm 14 and i have/had the same problems before. From what you can see your a nice kind of person, and you dont really want to hurt anyone, like me. In my previous school, this kid started pushing me about, and i hit him in the stomach. It was hard enough to wind him, and make him start crying. He never touched me again.

If that kid even touches you, hit him, Hard. He'll never touch you again, along with the rest of the bullies. But for heavens sake, don't start the fight, and make sure you have a few friends there to back you up if teachers start blaming you for starting it. Good luck :)
 
Next time he comes up to you, kiss him on his mouth. I'm telling you, he will never ever get close to you again :p
 
killswitch1698 said:
Hey all.

Theres this one kid at my school and he is annoying the hell out of me.

From the look of it, hes a couple inches shorter than me, and really skinny.
But apparently hes a "black belt" in karate, so im just wondering what counter-attack should i use if I make an attempt to bunch him in the eye.

Thanks in advance.
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Trust me, just don't do anything to make yourself seem "easy". If there's no reward in annoying you he'll stop. Don't give him the pleasure of power.* As leekohler said, do anything to make it a bad thing to mess with you. If you were an adult I'd say use wit but thats not the case.

No Fighting though, it just makes it worse. Tru Story. Just dodge attacks or anything to block him if he takes it that far.

Oh and I got chummy with the teachers. It works... really well... :D

*I'm a student advisor at a college. (High School in America) There's far worse than some idiot being a bitch.
 
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