Letting me govern the State of Hawaii. (or Illinois)
I'm so much into CS whereas networking is an increasingly important part - so giving up the Internet and everything related to it would be like giving up a major part of my identity... which I would need to fill with something else. I just wouldn't give it up unless I were in a situation by which it was totally necessary to do so. But maybe it would be a bit easier if I had a lifetime supply of food, cocaine and luxury prostitutes (no street-girls, but they should not be virgins either).
I could never leave Macrumors.
Care to elaborate? I am more then sure you will need internet for said position.