You'd ban Texas from your town? What exactly are the chances of a large piece of the continental US walking down Main Street?
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What would you ban?
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I would ban all imported products from China. The Macs will now be made in Germany where they should've been made in the first place.
you tooooooo...
No kidding...I miss my Arrested Development
And Firefly and Drive....
I would ban grass-flavored (people) food. Why? Because since Jelly Belly made those special Harry Potter jelly beans I don't want them to get any funny ideas that they should be making RL gross-flavored foods. I want to nip that thought in the bud.
I would also ban red pens on Tuesdays (because I could) and (more seriously) buildings that are constructed so poorly you can hear the neighbor whisper next door and also smell what they're having for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and everything in between. Oh, yeah, I would also ban stong-smelling foods in office settings. Fish smells bad enough when it's cooked at home. I don't like having to smell it along with 10 other different strong smelling foods that people have brought in.
What exactly are the chances of a large piece of the continental US walking down Main Street?
Greater than you'd think.
What would all our MR EvilPeople do then?
Yeah, what would become of me?
It's actually disheartening to see all the bans that cut into personal freedoms and liberty.
You should only "ban" things that enslave humanity. Like Nazis.
[Phone Beep] Where you at dog!!
I would like to ban Ryan Seacrest, Russell Crowe and the lead singer from counting crows hair from the public.
Bless
I would ban smoking next to a small child, getting stinking drunk in public, eating ice cream when you're already 100+lbs overweight, and smelling bad. Oh, and yelling.
Public smoking, completely. I think in a good few years it will be banned, apart from in your own home. Come July you wont be able to smoke in any pub/bar/place of work/etc and I believe it's the next step. I don't want my lungs destroyed through someone elses problem
So, the question is, am I an all-powerful dictator who gets to do whatever he wants? Or do I still have to be fair?
As an all powerful dictator I would definitely ban the trousers. Just because it looks stupid. I'd also ban those car stereo systems you spread of. And I'd ban Dragon Ball Z, because it's stupid.
If only...
I'd also ban skateboarding in public places. It's so damn irritating.
Nascar
Careful...thems fightin' words around here
(I don't like it either...*shudder*) Speed up, slow down, turn left, repeat 200x. Whatever
