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I'd leave my contact details at the bar in case the owner came back for it. I would then try to find contact details for the owner from the phone and try to make contact with him/her. I would then wait a week or two and if nobody has contacted me I would email Steve Jobs and offer the device back with no explicit conditions (otherwise you are committing extortion). I might mention that I was looking forward to getting an iPad once they are available in the UK and see if he picks up the hint...

If the owner did contact me before I emailed Steve then I would (jokingly) ask him to buy my silence with an iPad. Small price to pay for his career although if he called my bluff I wouldn't stitch him up.

Honesty is it's own reward but a free iPad would be even better... :D
 
I would have hand it to the bartender or manager. If they wouldn't take it, I would have just left it were I found it.
 
I dont know .. at the moment I could leave to bartender, return to Apple, or profit (ON HAND OF ANYONE OTHER THAN THE 'OWNER' IS DANGEROUS). It will depend on my conscious or guilty haha. Serious .. if I call apple and they ignore me .. i will be pissed off .. I have the ultimate phone and they dont trust me.
 
i'd go to the local apple shop and say my phone's not working. then after they freak out, i'd put it in my pocket and say, i need steve's iphone number then have them fly me out to hand it in and return with a bunch of fun apple stuff...maybe even get steve's herbie hancock on an ipad :)
 
Run and turn it into Apple HQ in hopes of receiving a free ANYTHING. Jobs might hook you up!

Steve: Pick anything you'd like...

Me: Anything? Like anything anything?

Steve: what did I just say, biatch...
 
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