What would you say to/ask Steve Jobs if you met him face to face?

[MacBoobsPro]

As he is an inspiration to many I would ask who inspires him and why.

 

[Unspoken Demise]

1. I'd ask him who his inspirations are, so I may learn from them as well.
2. I'd ask him if he had any advice for a younger person who just started their own company, so I may learn from him.
3. Ask him how his recover is going from the liver transplant.
4. Ask him if he laughs at some of the BS on MacRumors.
5. Ask him to grab a coffee with me to just...idk...talk about life outside of Apple.
6. Then ask for an autograph or 2.

 

[agkm800]

I'd ask for his email address that he personally checks everyday. I don't expect to get it, but gotta take a chance anyway.

 

[greygray]

Hey Pops, I want a Christmas present early and you better give me the tablet or else..

 

[jav6454]

Simple:

What has been your greatest inspiration in life?

 

[leomac08]

Can i borrow a dollar?!

 

[wywern209]

i would ask where my powerbook G5 was.

 

[brad.c]

Daddy?

 

[Mac Rules]

Are you a virgin??

 

[toolbox]

Are you a virgin??

um lol he has kids

 

[Mac Rules]

um lol he has kids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZU2ncF2NFw&feature=related

 

[Blue Velvet]

Some of what I'd like to ask him:

• About his experiences with LSD
• Why he thought treating cancer with alternative medicine was a good idea
• What impact his being adopted had on him
• What's the toughest business decision he's ever had to make
• How's the testing going for OS X's replacement


But what I'd probably say instead:

• Umm, er... nice to meet you.

 

[Melrose]

^^ It's not for everybody, granted, but I've known more than two people who have successfully treated cancer with alternative treatments. Just fyi. It's not always bad.

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I'd probably say something like "Hi"

 

[Unspoken Demise]

Can I scratch your beard?

 

[mscriv]

With the exception of Brad Pitt, who actually spoke to me. (yes, really.)

What did Brad say. "Hey, no way! You wouldn't happen to be the "iBlue" from MacRumors would you? Oh my, I can't believe this, I'm such a fan of your posts..."


As far as talking to Steve Jobs goes. I'd probably ask why he gives out such cheap Halloween candy. C'mon man, where's the good stuff?

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/592873/
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/812556/

 

[BornAgainMac]

Do you want a In-n-Out burger, milkshake, and fries?

 

[Bennieboy©]

Can i borrow a dollar?!

thats his yearly salary :O

i would ask where my powerbook G5 was.

and ouch haha

 

[brad.c]

Can I scratch your beard?

THIS is full of Win.

 

[0098386]

"Alright *nods*. Good work on them computers. Cheerio."

 

[Little HZ]

I'd probably ask him what good books he'd read lately? I'm just always looking for new authors ...

 

[iShater]

I'd probably smile/nod/say "good day mr. Jobs" and move on.

 

[dmmcintyre3]

I would show him my PowerBook first then my hackintosh, saying how much more useful all of these ports are that the new Mac laptops don't have. Then I would tell him how much I love my matte screens

 

[jaw04005]

“Thanks for saving Apple. Do you personally use the Apple TV?"

But I probably wouldn’t say anything as it’s well known that he’s not a friendly person.

 

[Zombie Acorn]

Were you really as big of an ******* has silicon valley (the movie) portrayed you as?

 

[timerollson]

If I met him, I'd make it short like "I love your products" and keep it moving. Don't want to bother him. I'm sure he gets annoyed by the 328979872493782 fanboys/girls who invade his space everyday.