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Part of me (bottom left-hand quarter, I think) is of Cornish heritage. A proper Cornish lunch is a Cornish Pasty. Now, if you have ever had a proper Cornish Pasty, you will know that the crimped ring around the curved side is thick, hard and inedible**.
This is by design.
They were made for the Cornish tin miners, and the crimped part served as a handle, so the miners could hold their food and eat the good part, without ingesting the toxic tin dust that was all over their hands.

Even now, legend has it that there are middens of Pasty handles near the old mines that are two centuries old, and the contents are as ''fresh" as the day they were cooked. *



* Although it may be the Cornish part of me spinning a tale...

** Edited to replace indelible with inedible. How many of you noticed???
 
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Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.

- Thích Nhất Hạnh

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has this satire ever been written?

The Cook Commandments


“I am the Lord Of Apple, who brought you out of the land of Microsoft, out of the homepage of Explorer. You shall have no other (insert any proper noun ) before Me.

2 “You shall not make for yourself a disk image, or any likeness of anything that is in OS above, or that is in the current OS beneath, or that is in the format thath DosDude stowed under the bowels of the internet; you shall not scroll down to them nor hook up a server to them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous CEO, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations our products but showing mercy to no one, but to those who (insert action verb) Me and keep My Commandments. (high 5, ya' apple fan boy!)

3 “You shall not take the name of the Apple in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain, i don't understand this either, JUST OBEY!

4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, code and app while all time machining,
but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the CEO your God (me!). In it you shall do no backups you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant (or mine) nor thine female servant, nor thine IT manager, nor your stranger who is within your airdrop range. For in six days the Lord made the Montereys and the Safari, the Maps, Photos and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day and until entirety, NO UPDATES!
Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it without the bequeath of needless query of our genius bar or tech support minions.

5 “Honor your father and your mother with only the latest apple products for we will remind you constantly via email every May and June until the end of time in a light purple motif.

6 “You shall not Windows.

7 “You shall not commit adultery or Google.

8 “You shall not steal my products.

9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor without an apple tag.
(only $29.99 and 4 for $29.99 x four)

10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's MacBook, iPhone…..Hey, I just spake!
YOU shall not covet your neighbor's spec'd out MacBook pro with 2T and 32 RAM but buy one and one for his male servant, but not his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's zoos


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Another big Snow Storm is bearing down today! Thank God I don't live on the Shore of the Great Lakes and al; their Lake effect snow! The 90 Interstate seems to be the cutoff for Lake Effect! I should know this already graduated from RIT in '92 we had 14 feet of snow! That stills scares me sometimes!
 
You can keep your herbal teas. But if I don’t get my 6-10 cups of regular tea a day I’m not a happy bunny! It’s what keeps me going.

My mother would have been of that view and Decent Brother - who loves a mug of tea - still is.
I am ok with some tea but really depend on coffee myself.
Ah, a man after my own heart.

As do I.

Whatever about six to ten cups of coffee a day (which was my life as a student, and, later, as an academic, and I will also admit that when I work abroad, my daily coffee intake climbs considerably), I cannnot claim to be fully human until I have had my first cup of coffee of the day.
 
My mother would have been of that view and Decent Brother - who loves a mug of tea - still is.

Ah, a man after my own heart.

As do I.

Whatever about six to ten cups of coffee a day (which was my life as a student, and, later, as an academic, and I will also admit that when I work abroad, my daily coffee intake climbs considerably), I cannnot claim to be fully human until I have had my first cup of coffee of the day.
I don’t leave the house unless I’ve had one or two. Kinder on the rest of the world that way!
 
First thing starting my day, I have orange juice and then a nice hot cup of freshly-brewed coffee -- usually drink two mugs full, sometimes more, sometimes less. Both get me moving and fully awake in order to do anything else.

Yep: Orange juice (freshly squeezed) or some sort of citrus juice (often, I will have grapefruit - freshly squeezed, - or some mix of citrus fruit, freshly squeezed), plus real, freshly prepared, coffee.

That is the bare minimum; then, depending on mood, there wil be natural yogurt, perhaps eggs (scrambled, fried, or boiled, or, if I am really focussed, poached eggs), and (usually) toasted rye bread with either cheese or marmalade or good quality apricot jam.
 
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My mother would have been of that view and Decent Brother - who loves a mug of tea - still is.

Ah, a man after my own heart.

As do I.

Whatever about six to ten cups of coffee a day (which was my life as a student, and, later, as an academic, and I will also admit that when I work abroad, my daily coffee intake climbs considerably), I cannnot claim to be fully human until I have had my first cup of coffee of the day.

Indeed, low coffee intake is my number one excuse in the morning whenever I mess things up

I used to brew my own little espressos but with kids and less time at hands and the hose already being a realm of chaos I rely on the K-cups brews a lot. I was sceptical at best but found that many offerings actually brew a fairly good cup.
 
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