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My real name is Rob, but everyone calls me star warth for some reason (not star wars, I dont even like star wars)

I honestly dont even know how I got this nickname
 
I swear I'd already posted in here but search says otherwise...

Ok, me and my girlfriend used to joke about amputated limbs (not in a horrible way), anyone thats seen liar liar, we used to call it "the claw" and many spider like crawling gestures up the other persons back.

Schtumple is a mix of stump, and random inserts of other letters to phonetically mind f**k anyone that reads it into pronouncing it "skumple", I think there was also a long tie in with the podcast "Audiocrush" too, which we both listened to alot at the time.
 
Back in the dark ages, I was at a friends house and he was signing me up for some game. Name escapes me. Anyway, I chose the names of two of my favorite stuffed animals. I was young. Later on a 2 was added as many sites started requiring a number in the username. It has sort of stuck since.

My new one though is iBex. Long story. Once again it starts with a stuffed animal, :), which I lost. My dad found it then, and the stuffed animal called me its "exowner". That eventually got shortened to "ex-o". Ex-o turned to "bex". Finally the "i" was added due to my addiction to Apple.

So there you go!
 
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