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Where is Lacero?

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jsw said:
Well, the real Lacero could have joined, then left after giving his password to someone else, who carried on the tradition, just as with the Dread Pirate Roberts.
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Awesome film - finally got it on DVD this weekend - but its crying out for a digital cleanup and re-release...

And still we have no word from Lacero? I knew something was wrong the minute I got a first post on a topic a week or two ago....:(
 
~Shard~ said:
This made me laugh out loud - thanks Abstract, it's scary how similar our senses of humor are... :D :cool:

Man, there's a ton of speculation in this thread. Everyone is going to have such egg on their face when Lacero comes back, posts that she was simply away for a while, and calls us all idiots. :eek: ;)
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She?, Shard already has egg on face, as unless Lacero is a bi or Lez, she is a HE...I said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side ;).

Yulia looks rather purdy in this professional (no wonder the mods? took down that 'who is Lacero's avatar' thread a month or so ago ;-) ) photo with lots of soft focus & lighting contrasts, lots of makeup and hip hairstyling. But Lacero's dreamy avatar, well a look at the Google images results...oh well.

Umm, so this being my 2nd post, am I now the unofficial Lacero stalker du jour?

How quickly some forget, a search of Sharapova (me thinks Lacero's got it hard for the Russian/slavic babes...but this guy/tool? from the area on Anandtech has a kind of different view, heh I think maybe this is Lacero's real alter ego...Do'h, VladSlayer-Why do women like older men? is soooo politically incorrect/blissfully ignorant of offensive character, shock jock Stern should have him as guest, lol) will get you the two linked MR threads below. Purely circumstantial evidence mind you, but I'll guess Lacero (having mentioned the wife before...poor woman ;) ) is in fact a guy! one of many 'classic' Lacero posts, lol; and efoto's more recent 'classic' Adriana Lima thread.

I wonder if Lacero has the Sharapowan- 'Japanese style'?

Hmm, maybe the 'skiller' Lacero's pain in the tenderloin got his wife preggers and they just had a baby...pictures to follow? Of course being Canadian, Lacero could theoretically be a woman with a wife, mais no!:eek:
 
Butthead said:
She?, Shard already has egg on face, as unless Lacero is a bi or Lez, she is a HE...I said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side ;).
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Egg on my face? Nah, none whatsoever, I'm just playing along with everything like everyone else here. You seem to be taking things extremely serious though, what with your stalking and all.... But hey, that adds to the fun as well, so it's all good. :p :D
 
~Shard~ said:
Egg on my face? Nah, none whatsoever, I'm just playing along with everything like everyone else here. You seem to be taking things extremely serious though, waht with your stalking and all.... But hey, that adds to the fun as well, so it's all good. :p :D
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Shard is never wrong, and when he is, he does it on purpose.

Oh I remember the days when he efoto and I would make the Macrumors experience a funnier one.

Now this responsiblity rests heavily on Shard's well sculpted shoulders.

:D :D :D
 
Sharewaredemon said:
Shard is never wrong, and when he is, he does it on purpose.
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Not that my head needs more swelling, but thank you nonetheless Sharewaredemon. It's always nice to find someone who understands you and knows what you're about, after all, right? ;) :cool: But hey, we can't expect this newbie to know me and my reputation here on the Forums very well, so we won't hold it against him... this time... :p ;)

Sharewaredemon said:
Oh I remember the days when he efoto and I would make the Macrumors experience a funnier one.
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Yes, we had some good times with efoto, but alas I haven't seen him around as much anymore and we haven't had that opportunity.... :(

Sharewaredemon said:
Now this responsiblity rests heavily on Shard's well sculpted shoulders.
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Digging up my pictures from the MacRumors Photo Directory, huh? Well, I thank you for at least picking a good shot like that one. ;) :cool:
 
Does this mean that we'll never see the end of our beloved "pet peeves" series?:confused: If the demis created Lacero, then can we get a replacement please? It's going to be hard posting here without the high levels of sarcasm that we regulars have grown accustomed to.
 
I just got this note in an email:

Lacero was made possible by funding from the Rand Corporation and readers like you.
Unfortunately, funding has ceased and the Lacero Project has been put on indefinite hold.
Thank you for your time interacting with the Lacero Project.

Sincerely,

Ascott V. Softknuckles
VP of Canadian Irony
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Awww... :(
 
Blue Velvet said:
Would you like me to make you a man? :p :D
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Well if you're taking suggestions for the next Lacero, then I would much rather prefer a woman. Perhaps you could call her "Lacie" this time, and she could look like Natalie Portman, but cuter:eek:.

edit: wait, what made you think I wanted a man? am I *that* girly?:confused: :D
 
~Shard~ said:
I have to agree with you, but are you sure you didn't mean "redundant" instead? :p ;) :cool:
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Nah, pretty sure I meant "oxymoronic", as I am not sure (most) Canadians are capable of irony. "Redundant" would imply that ALL Canadians already are ironic. ;)
 
clayj said:
I am not sure (most) Canadians are capable of irony.
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I know a lot of Canadians that do their own laundry. :confused:

Okay, poor joke. But still fun.
 
xsedrinam said:
Hmmm. Somehow spin cycle seems to fit, here.
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Well done! :D

Yes, different people have different opinions about us Canadians - it's all great fun. We are a very oxymoronic, ironic, spin-cycled nation... ;)
 
2nyRiggz said:
I love Canada...the chicks are beautiful and that accent is hot....kinda;)
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Getting back on topic (sort of), Lacero is/was from Western Canada, as she/he is/was using Telus webspace for some attachments and the like. :eek:
 
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Sorry, but all this talk of Canada reminded me of the Family Guy episode....

yellow said:
I can't believe anyone cares this much!
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You have to admit, you missed Lacero's sharp wit and biting sarcasm?
 
yellow said:
I can't believe anyone cares this much!
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Yeah, I know, it's quite amsuing, isn't it? A member is MIA for one short week and look what happens! No one made this much fuss when I was away in Vegas for a week last month. :( ;)

Sharewaredemon said:
Sorry, but all this talk of Canada reminded me of the Family Guy episode....
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That was classic, I loved that one... :D
 
~Shard~ said:
Yeah, I know, it's quite amsuing, isn't it? A member is MIA for one short week and look what happens! No one made this much fuss when I was away in Vegas for a week last month. :( ;)
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You didn't post an average of almost 18 posts a day that's why.


Sharewaredemon said:
Now this responsiblity rests heavily on Shard's well sculpted shoulders.
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Holy **** those are some broad shoulders!! :eek:
 
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