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Sorry, I meant chosen, in a non-Torah sense. :eek:

I know.;)

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So, can I have your stuff, when you 'ascend'??

I'm not too worried about the rapture.

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The punchline: But to us there is but one God, plus or minus one. --1 Corinthians 8:6+/-2
 
Why you long lanky motherf****r

You ain't nothin but a sucker!

I was born in a barrel of butcher knives

Shot in the ass with two Colt .45's

I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel

I chew up railroad iron, and **** out steel!

I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale

Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's ass in jail

You in a fraternity? lol

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I was born in the only state that has a public diamond mine. The public can pay a fee to dig and keep any diamonds found. I'm serious. :)

Thompson Township, Arkansas?
 
Born and raised and lived for 33 years in a small village near Ludwigshafen/Rhein in the beautiful Part of Germany called Palatinate (Pfalz)with some interruptions in between you know a couple years in bigger cities , but nothing for me to many people in one place , and for a reason i dont know i woke up one day in England and live there ever since (8 years now)
 
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Why you long lanky motherf****r

You ain't nothin but a sucker!

I was born in a barrel of butcher knives

Shot in the ass with two Colt .45's

I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel

I chew up railroad iron, and **** out steel!

I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale

Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's ass in jail

Obviously, chedda was born in Cleveland. Anything but actually admit it. :) ;)

I was born in Dr. Leff's Maternity Hospital (second room from left, on the second floor) in the Bronx, NY. All downhill from there. :rolleyes::p
 
Born; Brooklyn New York
Living; Lexington, Kentucky, Home of the rednecks and also the horse capital of the world.
Mildly bored and missing NY. :p
 
Travelling Man!

Born NYC

Had Welsh Father, so dual nationality, came back to the UK in the 70's and have been here ever since. Used to go back a lot, but suffered a DVT a few years back. Now no airline would fly me!

I'd have to win the lottery and go on a cruise:D
 
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