Thanks, but I was probably groin to do it again anyway.
Alright, alright... No need to get all thigh and mighty on me.
EDIT: Damn.
*thigh*
Thith could go on and on.
Thanks, but I was probably groin to do it again anyway.
*thigh*
Thith could go on and on.
Don't let him get the breast of you.Yeah, Skunk beat me to the pun.
I don't have calf the speed he does.
Oh a double, he is really got a leg up on you.You're hamstrung when you're up against the fastest punslinger in the West. It's great tibia winner.
You're hamstrung when you're up against the fastest punslinger in the West. It's great tibia winner.
Oh a double, he is really got a leg up on you.
You're hamstrung when you're up against the fastest punslinger in the West. It's great tibia winner.
Greatest pun-slinger? You great fibia.
It's just another ligament of his imagination.
What nonsense. There is The Argentine, The Lebanon, The United Kingdom, The Virgin Islands, The Republic of China. What is the problem?On a similar note, which of these is correct:
a) The United States are going to war
b) The United States is going to war
Actually neither is correct.
There are two fundamental semantic/grammatical problems with the name of the country in question:
1. "The United States" is like saying "The Canada" or "The Argentina": it is just "Canada", it is just "Argentina", and it is therefore, just "United States".
Eh......What nonsense. There is The Argentine, The Lebanon, The United Kingdom, The Virgin Islands, The Republic of China. What is the problem?
You have no idea. Speaking a different dialect is not the same as not knowing much about grammar. As a matter of fact, anyone who writes "bogun" and "gaul" in a post criticising someone's English is a bit of a joke, don't you think?Eh......
Obviously a United Statesen, and therefore someone who doesn't know much about grammar. (The same people who say "write me" instead of "write to me" (presumably they are asking you to write the word "me"), and "I agree those ideas" instead of "I agree to those ideas", and "six hundred fifty-four" instead of "six hundred and fifty-four" and numerous other bogun constructs.)
There are other states in America which simply do not happen to be united. Do you have a problem distinguishing them from the united ones?As I have said, "The United states of America" implies that a group of states which happen to be united, exhaust the entity that is America, to which interpretation its people implicitly agree, in their having the gaul to hijack the term "American" for their citizenship tag.
Bah! I give up!
Edit: There is no way I'm re-posting the goats thing again.
Ok is it I'm going to store or, I'm going to the store?
The correct one is: b Do you want to go with Matt and me to the restaurant?, right?
Eh......
Obviously a United Statesen, and therefore someone who doesn't know much about grammar. (The same people who say "write me" instead of "write to me" (presumably they are asking you to write the word "me"), and "I agree those ideas" instead of "I agree to those ideas", and "six hundred fifty-four" instead of "six hundred and fifty-four" and numerous other bogun constructs.)
As I have said, "The United states of America" implies that a group of states which happen to be united, exhaust the entity that is America, to which interpretation its people implicitly agree, in their having the gaul to hijack the term "American" for their citizenship tag.
Do you hear an Iranian telling you his citizenship is "Middle Eastern"?
If we were to coin the phrase "The United Countries of Europe", we would not be saying "The [United Countries] of Europe" (as distinct from some non-united countries of Europe). Rather, we would be saying "The (United) [Countries of Europe]", meaning that Europe consists of countries, all of which are united, and that therefore "The United Countries of Europe" refers to all of Europe.
So too then, when we say "The United States of America", we are saying "The (United) [States of America]", meaning that America consists of states, all of which are united, and that therefore "The United States of America" refers to all of America.
And as I have pointed out, that the people from United States declare their citizenship to be "American" (goodness me), is evidence of the damage this grammatically-errant construct has done.
Moreover, they can't make up their minds as to whether they are from "United States" (you often see this on an atlas), "The United States", "United States of America" (hence U.S.A), or "The United States of America". So it is either U.S, T.U.S, U.S.A, or T.U.S.A.
They need to get a less semantically-manipulative name.
Similarly,
"The United Peoples of Africa", doesn't contrast with some supposed non-united peoples of Africa, but rather, implies that Africa consists of people, all of whom are united, and that the term "The United Peoples of Africa" therefore refers to all Africans and therefore exhausts the entity that is Africa.
And so "The United States of America" does not mean "The particular states of America which are united" (as distinct from some supposed non-united states of America), but rather, that America consists of states, all of which are united, and the term "The United States of America" exhausts the entity known as "America".
The name is wrong, and that is that. It should be replaced with a name which is a Proper noun. And its people should stop calling their citizenship after the name of their continent. Columbus discovered the Americas, not any united states, and certainly not United States.
Way back in ancient times, the great Hitchcock film, "The Birds," was about to be release to great anticipation - rightfully so, it's a scary, wonderful flick. To build up the box office, an ad campaign was started that included signs in public places (Times Square, etc.) saying "The Birds is Coming!" Were the signs grammatically correct? Why?
Which of these is correct?
A - Where the hell is my shiny new Apple media pad?
B - Where the hell is my shiny, new Apple media pad?
C - Where the hell, Apple, is my shiny new media pad?
There is little point in repeating the same tedious claptrap. I am not from the United States of America, by the way, and I believe I have as good an idea of the English language as anybody, certainly good enough to know that your first and only posts on this forum have been a complete waste of space.You have no idea.
Great argument. I should have thought of it before I mouthed off.
Speaking a different dialect is not the same as not knowing much about grammar.
It is in your case.
I think you just proved his point.There is little point in repeating the same tedious claptrap. I am not from the United States of America, by the way, and I believe I have as good an idea of the English language as anybody, certainly good enough to know that your first and only posts on this forum have been a complete waste of space.
So then, because I know that I am right on this issue, I also know that it will be impossible to refute my argument. I therefore look forward to the bluff and puff of the United Statens on this thread.