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White iPhone for me!
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I think the OP was somewhat skeptical in the video too, right? Fingers crossed for him! 
I surprised that there are people here actually hoping for his disappointment. My "Faith in Humanity" meter just plummeted.
I surprised that there are people here actually hoping for his disappointment. My "Faith in Humanity" meter just plummeted.
This just in,
The OP, Robert, was arrested for viciously beating a Best Buy employee by the name of Chris, for giving him false hope of obtaining the illusive white iPhone 4 at the launch event today at the Palm Desert Best Buy. Police were called in to contain the chaos and the suspect Robert was taken away still clutching his pre-order receipt and mumbling what sounded like "I almost had the white unicorn."
Robert's lawyer has just issued a statement citing that "Roberts is suffering from an acute psychotic episode related to large amounts of stress, lack of sleep and a false report of stock availability from the Best Buy employee whom he attacked." There is currently no word on the current condition of the Best Buy employee in question but we have received word that it is indeed possible to re-attach a scrotum.
The OP, Robert, was arrested for viciously beating a Best Buy employee by the name of Chris, for giving him false hope of obtaining the illusive white iPhone 4 at the launch event today at the Palm Desert Best Buy. Police were called in to contain the chaos and the suspect Robert was taken away still clutching his pre-order receipt and mumbling what sounded like "I almost had the white unicorn."
Robert's lawyer has just issued a statement citing that "Roberts is suffering from an acute psychotic episode related to large amounts of stress, lack of sleep and a false report of stock availability from the Best Buy employee whom he attacked." There is currently no word on the current condition of the Best Buy employee in question but we have received word that it is indeed possible to re-attach a scrotum.
UPDATE!!!
President Obama after hearing this news declares that owning Apple products is now a right for Americans and not a privilege. Apple stock immediately plummets on the government takeover reports. Obama's approval ratings shoot higher and dumb Americans everywhere happily talk about what a great country they live in not considering for one second how all of these phones will be paid for.
I just returned from my local Best Buy with my brand new white 32GB iPhone 4. I sweet talked them into giving it to me for 100% off (so it was free). They also had a little known "buy 1 get 3 free" offer (it's only valid on white iPhone 4 models and on launch day). I'll post a vid of it between my butt cheeks on YouTube in a while and, of course, I'll be selling the 3 extras on eBay and buying Steve Jobs with the profits. Na-na, nanny boo-boo.
I just returned from my local Best Buy with my brand new white 32GB iPhone 4. I sweet talked them into giving it to me for 100% off (so it was free). They also had a little known "buy 1 get 3 free" offer (it's only valid on white iPhone 4 models and on launch day). I'll post a vid of it between my butt cheeks on YouTube in a while and, of course, I'll be selling the 3 extras on eBay and buying Steve Jobs with the profits. Na-na, nanny boo-boo.
PICS, or it didn't happen.
I was born and raised in CA if that helps... Being that I support myself and always have, handouts are something I'm not used to. So obviously I don't support Liberal Socialism.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Anybody chewed Chris out for being an idiot yet?
There is only one best buy store that shows that they received white iphones and that is most likely a receiving error on their part.
There is zero chance that this dude comes back with a white iPhone.
There is zero chance that this dude comes back with a white iPhone.
why do you guys gotta be so negative? Let's hope for the best in that he actually got one!
When you have checked every best buys inventory and know that only one store shows them in stock (and thats probably an error), its not negativity its fact.
This guy doesn't have one. And he won't get one.
He was on his YouTube account 30 minutes ago. Now if he really had a white iPhone, idc if he was home or not, he would be going on this forum just to brag and prove us all wrong. BB guy probably saw the white box and automatically assumed it was a white iPhone.
He was on his YouTube account 30 minutes ago. Now if he really had a white iPhone, idc if he was home or not, he would be going on this forum just to brag and prove us all wrong. BB guy probably saw the white box and automatically assumed it was a white iPhone.
