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Do I have to choose? I'm pretty tired of the entire planet and everyone one it with the exception of Dave Attell.
 
who are you more disappointed with as of this moment...

A) Apple

B) BP

C) People like me who make BS threads ;-)


I'm gonna have to go with C! FTW!

*edit... j...o...k...e guys and gals...

lighten up lol
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Wow at the OP! Smh at this thread. One of the BP workers that died was my neighbor. You're a complete a$$ for making this topic! Some things shouldn't be joke around with, and this is one of them!
 
I'm going with MMM.PWR
D: anyone who posts then edits it's a joke telling people to take deep breaths etc.. Realized they are an idiot and said "oh it's a joke people". No your post was in BAD taste and now you are trying to not make yourself look like a Jack a... Also I know a number of educated people who still say/type dumb shi...

You being one of them:)
 
lol

I'm so hurt. Man, what is everyone gonna think about my online persona?
Oh man, my credibility is lost forever :-(... I'll never be able to post on macrumors and be taken seriously... (if my sarcasm doesn't come across this time, I dunno what the heck to do)

I only had to say it was a joke when people went off the deep end lol... I even called my friends and read out loud what was going on in the thread hahaha... A lot of you may or may not realize it, the joke wasn't really told by me, but rather it was from your responses!

Tosh.0 would have a field day with this one...

and when you start limiting what you can and can't make fun of, you mind as well go to Russia or China...
 
Does put things in perspective..

It's just a phone most people will sell or hand down when they upgrade in 11 months.
 
Not to take away from the oil spill, but there have been atleast 2 that were worse. We just didn't hear much about them because they did not effect us.

It's the second worst ever, my bad.

The worst ever , was the Gulf War oil spill. In 1991, retreating Iraqi troops blew up Kuwait's oil wells, leaking up to 11 million barrels of oil into the desert before they could be capped. It would take until June next year for the Macondo well to leak this much oil.
 
Stupid thread.

People Died on that oil rig, we're facing a total ecological collapse because of the oil spill and the OP is trying to question whether apple is worse :rolleyes:

Please let this thread head over to the wasteland.
 
OMG, could everybody SERIOUSLY just lighten up for a sec? Sheesh. Clearly this wasn't a serious question. It reminded me of when someone posted on Twitter (might've been ChartAttack, but I'm not sure) a few months ago, "What's worse for you in the long run? Korn's music or a BP oil spill?" I laughed then and I laughed just now at this one.
 
lol are you serious?

I'm a college educated man my friend...

How the hell could anyone pick Apple over the evil empire BP? Give me a break bud, seems like you might be the one who may need to lighten up man...

are YOU serious?? evil empire?? What is this Star Wars? A college education doesn't mean much these days, especially when people like to toss that around just to prove they aren't an idiot...

BP is in no way any sort of evil empire... They are just a normal corporation that got ***** out of luck and had a massive catastrophe happen to them. I'm not defending them; they have no one to blame but themselves.. but that could just as easily have happened to ANY major oil company... Tons of companies cut corners to save cost and nobody knew how to solve it. BP wasn't cackling and watching as the earth squirmed.... :rolleyes:
 
lol

I'm so hurt. Man, what is everyone gonna think about my online persona?
Oh man, my credibility is lost forever :-(... I'll never be able to post on macrumors and be taken seriously... (if my sarcasm doesn't come across this time, I dunno what the heck to do)

I only had to say it was a joke when people went off the deep end lol... I even called my friends and read out loud what was going on in the thread hahaha... A lot of you may or may not realize it, the joke wasn't really told by me, but rather it was from your responses!

Tosh.0 would have a field day with this one...

and when you start limiting what you can and can't make fun of, you mind as well go to Russia or China...

just stop.. please just stop. everyone knows you were trying to make a joke. but everybody still thinks you're an idiot. Sorry to burst your bubble but it really just isn't that funny. After reading this I no longer believe your college educated claim anyway. I place you somewhere around sophomore in high school. Close? edit: or at least the maturity of one. Some people never really grow up and move on...

So you "mind" as well just stop posting here because you are only digging yourself further and further
 
Yeah, your friends are re-thinking knowing you after that phone call I bet. If one of my friends called me and said they started a thread like this I would be like, ok man you are cool, wow so original for you you to rack your tiny brain to come up with such a useless topic. Prob wouldn't spend much time with a noob like that.
 
*LOL* can I get the OFFICIAL dumbest thread ever?

where's my trophy?

I love in this forum how everyone says "OFFICIAL" in the thread, lol it's soooo kindergarten!

Flame on !


Actually no... you cant. There have been several morons prior to your post to make similar comparisons. Perhaps you all should make some sort of "I'm a dumbass" cult.

Hope that doesn't offend you. "lighten up"
 
The number of people who didn't immediately realize this was a joke is depressing.

As for the post, that's a fine bit of satire, OP. Don't listen to all these humorless dolts who missed your point.
 
just stop.. please just stop. everyone knows you were trying to make a joke. but everybody still thinks you're an idiot. Sorry to burst your bubble but it really just isn't that funny. After reading this I no longer believe your college educated claim anyway. I place you somewhere around sophomore in high school. Close? edit: or at least the maturity of one. Some people never really grow up and move on...

So you "mind" as well just stop posting here because you are only digging yourself further and further

Just want to point out that "everybody" does not include me and several other people on here who aren't freaking out at some guy for making a cute, satirical post. Nice of you to do the whole "everybody hates you and thinks you're an idiot" thing and then rant about the OP's maturity level. Here's a clue: you're a brat.
 
just stop.. please just stop. everyone knows you were trying to make a joke. but everybody still thinks you're an idiot. Sorry to burst your bubble but it really just isn't that funny. After reading this I no longer believe your college educated claim anyway. I place you somewhere around sophomore in high school. Close? edit: or at least the maturity of one. Some people never really grow up and move on...

So you "mind" as well just stop posting here because you are only digging yourself further and further

Ah yes, the "everybody" argument. A fallacy people fall to when they have no real support and just assume everyone is on their side.

Just note that your "everyone" and "everybody" do not include me.
 
APPLE FOR SURE MAN! How dare they make a phone with antenna problems and not even make enough for everyone who wants them. And on top of that, the only free bumper they offered was black. What a crappy company, totally hate them!
 
Are we really comparing a company that is responsible for the worst environmental catastrophe in US history to a consumer friendly company that made a product with similar behavior characteristics as other like devices and turned around and gave everybody a free case (even if the majority didn't want / need it)?

Really?

I know I'm feeding a troll here, but damn this forum is out in left field sometimes. I feel like people post this crap to get their post count up.
 
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