You are making silly assumptions, just like Apple. Thats like saying no one needs an SD card slot anymore because everyone has wifi capable cameras. I have news for you, there are MANY people who don't want all their personal photos, music, movies etc...stored in the "cloud". There are even more people who still use cameras that capture photos and videos to SD cards, including photo/video professionals like myself. Cloud based devices and storage of their content have NOT become industry standard and probably never will. They certainly aren't the standard for the average user either. Just about every other laptop I can think of has an SD card slot, ports and offers a good amount of storage. Apple is heading down a path that is starting to alienate them from the average user and its not very smart IMO.