Who Here Will Talk Dirty to Siri?

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  1. Chumburro2U macrumors 6502

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  4. PPFee macrumors 6502

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    As long as she doesn't respond by recognizing a relationship and contacting your wife...:p
     
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    First thing next friday night...I will ask her to read me sexy bedtime story :)
     
  7. JRoDDz macrumors 68000

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    Or she might not contact your wife ever. "Sorry dear, I can't call you anymore because Siri gets jealous" :eek:
     
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    And she likes to be spoken to like one.
     
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    I wonder what song I should sing Siri? Wait...maybe Siri will sing to me. :eek: :D
     
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    I can just imagine you guys talking dirty to Siri and then your girlfriend walking through the door and being like :eek: and then you're like "It's not what it looks like!" and then Siri replying "Yes it is." and then your (ex) girlfriend getting mad, slamming the door and leaving. :D
     
  14. TC25 macrumors 68020

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    If you tell Siri 'Pleasure me.' the phone will begin vibrating and will only stop if you power it off.
     
  15. PPFee macrumors 6502

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    I have a picture in my head of a comic(family guy esque) drawing with a girl in a dungeon (straight from Hanibal lector) and Siri(iPhone) Depicted at the top of the well saying in her British Navigation System Voice: "It Put's the lotion On It's Skin or else it's Bandwitdh gets Throttled Again." I'm sorry if I'm being cheap , maybe cuz i was up all night trying to place the order, but i find this knee slappingly funny!:p
     
  16. davelanger macrumors 6502a

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    Just make sure if you do to wear RUBBER bands on your ears while talking to her. You dont want to get hearing AIDS
     
  17. theperipheral macrumors 6502

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    Me: Siri, what position do you prefer?
    Siri: I prefer laying flat on my back so you can touch my screen so much that it makes me hot.
     
  18. Deanoaka macrumors member

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    Haha, thought about it WAY too much :D

    This time next week, Siri will be getting ready for her first night on a street corner!!
     
  19. PPFee macrumors 6502

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    I was hoping she came with 16 months of experience, or at least from June till now;)
     
  20. Deanoaka macrumors member

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    You can't beat experience! :D Been there, done that... :D
     
  21. Certinfy macrumors 6502a

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    I can guarantee you within a week of release someone on this forum will make a thread called "Help! I think I made Siri pregnant!" and then everyone replying to the thread telling him he should have used protection, haha!
     
  22. Deanoaka macrumors member

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    That's what the bumpers for dude!! Even Apple pointed it out to you when buying the 4S. YOU NEED THIS BUMPER! Buy it now!!
     
  23. itsmemuffins macrumors 68030

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    Like I predicted.

    The nerdgasm begins, MUAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!! :D
     
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    Going to Train her to tell my Wife off when she annoys me in 32 Languages when available :D
     

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