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Discussion in 'iPhone' started by Chumburro2U, Oct 7, 2011.
I just want to know how she responds.
You kidding me? Siri is my new girlfriend.
I doubt she'd put out on the first date.
As long as she doesn't respond by recognizing a relationship and contacting your wife...
Well I'm going to now.
First thing next friday night...I will ask her to read me sexy bedtime story
Or she might not contact your wife ever. "Sorry dear, I can't call you anymore because Siri gets jealous"
Already way ahead of you
Siri's a slut.
And she likes to be spoken to like one.
So many dirty thoughts on my mind now
I wonder what song I should sing Siri? Wait...maybe Siri will sing to me.
I can just imagine you guys talking dirty to Siri and then your girlfriend walking through the door and being like and then you're like "It's not what it looks like!" and then Siri replying "Yes it is." and then your (ex) girlfriend getting mad, slamming the door and leaving.
If you tell Siri 'Pleasure me.' the phone will begin vibrating and will only stop if you power it off.
I have a picture in my head of a comic(family guy esque) drawing with a girl in a dungeon (straight from Hanibal lector) and Siri(iPhone) Depicted at the top of the well saying in her British Navigation System Voice: "It Put's the lotion On It's Skin or else it's Bandwitdh gets Throttled Again." I'm sorry if I'm being cheap , maybe cuz i was up all night trying to place the order, but i find this knee slappingly funny!
Just make sure if you do to wear RUBBER bands on your ears while talking to her. You dont want to get hearing AIDS
Me: Siri, what position do you prefer?
Siri: I prefer laying flat on my back so you can touch my screen so much that it makes me hot.
Haha, thought about it WAY too much
This time next week, Siri will be getting ready for her first night on a street corner!!
I was hoping she came with 16 months of experience, or at least from June till now
You can't beat experience! Been there, done that...
I can guarantee you within a week of release someone on this forum will make a thread called "Help! I think I made Siri pregnant!" and then everyone replying to the thread telling him he should have used protection, haha!
That's what the bumpers for dude!! Even Apple pointed it out to you when buying the 4S. YOU NEED THIS BUMPER! Buy it now!!
Like I predicted.
The nerdgasm begins, MUAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Going to Train her to tell my Wife off when she annoys me in 32 Languages when available