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Who Here Will Talk Dirty to Siri?
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I have a picture in my head of a comic(family guy esque) drawing with a girl in a dungeon (straight from Hanibal lector) and Siri(iPhone) Depicted at the top of the well saying in her British Navigation System Voice: "It Put's the lotion On It's Skin or else it's Bandwitdh gets Throttled Again." I'm sorry if I'm being cheap , maybe cuz i was up all night trying to place the order, but i find this knee slappingly funny!
Don't worry, I thought it was hilarious.
All I'm saying is she does it for me... I'd hit it... then hold it in for like two seconds... and then tell her what to do.
Will have to remind people not to buy any of your used iPhone 4S's next year..
Someone meets to purchase your phone and asks why the phones sticky..
Someone meets to purchase your phone and asks why the phones sticky..
Will have to remind people not to buy any of your used iPhone 4S's next year..
Someone meets to purchase your phone and asks why the phones sticky..
I think some iPhones were sticky even before Siri.
No it was completely hilarious, I think it may have blown a few toupees off tho.Am I the only one that LMAO on this one!?!?
It would probably be complicated but when the jailbreak is out for the 4s i would love to be able to change the voice. Like you can have a sexy voice or like a funny voice like arnold swachanegar (that is spelled wrong). Or as someone else said A Samuel jackson one; "there are to many mother***** songs on this mother****** phone!".
Me:
Siri, babe, I know we've only known each other for a little while..
but, I..I really feel like we're getting along so well and, well,
you're not like the other assistants out there.
You're special to me and I, uh, I really like you more than an assistant.
You know what I, uh, mean?
Siri:
*cries*
Siri, babe, I know we've only known each other for a little while..
but, I..I really feel like we're getting along so well and, well,
you're not like the other assistants out there.
You're special to me and I, uh, I really like you more than an assistant.
You know what I, uh, mean?
Siri:
*cries*
I don't know about talking dirty, but I really hope there's some good easter eggs built into this.
I think you guys might just be happy with what you hear, based on this post:
https://forums.macrumors.com/posts/13481604/
Before it was "damn you autocorrect" and next it'll be "Funny things Siri says"
https://forums.macrumors.com/posts/13481604/
Before it was "damn you autocorrect" and next it'll be "Funny things Siri says"
Am I the only one that LMAO on this one!?!?
No it was completely hilarious, I think it may have blown a few toupees off tho.
Haha
I feel this thread may be lost on you.
An App will probably be developed that is Siri's slutty sister.
...The App Store will reject it though, so ya'll have to jailbreak your phone to get access to her...
...The App Store will reject it though, so ya'll have to jailbreak your phone to get access to her...
I'm not sure how I'm going to break the ice with Siri. I've always been horribly shy around women.