Who Here Will Talk Dirty to Siri?

[antman2295]

You know it 😉 Already given her a real name, now i just need to make her have a nicer voice, i don't care for the whole robotic theme shes going with, just a little training, and she will be much better 😛

 

[verwon]

Will have to remind people not to buy any of your used iPhone 4S's next year.. 😱

Someone meets to purchase your phone and asks why the phones sticky..

Cracked me up!

 

[verwon]

I want a male voice that talks dirty to me!!!

 

[Amnesia87]

You better believe I'm going to talk dirty to Siri...

I'm gonna be like... SIRI... MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!! NAU!!!

or

SIRI... I NEED AN 8BALL!

 

[mcdj]

I just wanna tell it to open the pod bay doors.

 

[spyda]

She won't understand a word you say anyways.

Actually the funniest post in this entire thread.

 

[ColeHarris]

Siri's gone wild😉

 

[mrsir2009]

I'm not sure how I'm going to break the ice with Siri. I've always been horribly shy around women. 😱

Just cut to the chase. Don't worry, you won't be rejected. Its not like she has standards...

 

[hexonxonx]

I use to tell the OnStar lady in my car where she could stick her I didn't understand you message when I would try to get her to dial a number on my iPhone. I can't wait to get Siri.

 

[Harvey Specter]

I'm thinking sexy jailbreak Siri mods with different voices 😉

 

[mrsir2009]

I'm thinking sexy jailbreak Siri mods with different voices 😉

Be careful... You don't wanna be woken up at 2AM all the time to Siri chanting 'lick me'. Cuz she won't stop saying it till you lick your iPhone's screen yno😱