Who Here Will Talk Dirty to Siri?

[antman2295]

You know it Already given her a real name, now i just need to make her have a nicer voice, i don't care for the whole robotic theme shes going with, just a little training, and she will be much better

 

[verwon]

Will have to remind people not to buy any of your used iPhone 4S's next year..

Someone meets to purchase your phone and asks why the phones sticky..

Cracked me up!

 

[verwon]

I want a male voice that talks dirty to me!!!

 

[Amnesia87]

You better believe I'm going to talk dirty to Siri...

I'm gonna be like... SIRI... MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!! NAU!!!

or

SIRI... I NEED AN 8BALL!

 

[mcdj]

I just wanna tell it to open the pod bay doors.

 

[spyda]

She won't understand a word you say anyways.

Actually the funniest post in this entire thread.

 

[ColeHarris]

Siri's gone wild

 

[mrsir2009]

I'm not sure how I'm going to break the ice with Siri. I've always been horribly shy around women.

Just cut to the chase. Don't worry, you won't be rejected. Its not like she has standards...

 

[hexonxonx]

I use to tell the OnStar lady in my car where she could stick her I didn't understand you message when I would try to get her to dial a number on my iPhone. I can't wait to get Siri.

 

[Harvey Specter]

I'm thinking sexy jailbreak Siri mods with different voices

 

[mrsir2009]

I'm thinking sexy jailbreak Siri mods with different voices

Be careful... You don't wanna be woken up at 2AM all the time to Siri chanting 'lick me'. Cuz she won't stop saying it till you lick your iPhone's screen yno