So what we've learned is that Calidude would feel better if Apple renamed the iPad and iPad2 the iTouchBig and iTouchBig2. Name > Function.
We've also learned that everthing he knows he learned from googling reviews. Likely while trying to justify why he shouldn't spend money he doesn't have on one.
We've learned that he's a self proclaimed product developer that has the inside scoop on the IpadBig3 and it's new iOS codenamed iOS5 which will then contain a file structure system that will a person to replace a netbook in terms of functionality.