Since you asked for it, I'll play. When you read this, keep in mind that there is a decent chance I enjoy my Apple products more than you do... I've been an iPhone jailbreaker since 2007. I'm not bitter about Apple products.
You: What can Totally's $400 dumb watch do?
Me (Totally): Tell the time AND the date

. What can your (Macwick) $400 smart watch do?
You:
Tell the time.
Track my activity/workouts.
Display new text messages/emails.
Warn me when it's about to rain (Dark Sky).
Control the music throughout my house.
Remind me of upcoming appointments.
Provide turn-by-turn directions.
Answer or place a phone call.
Quick access to one-time passwords (for 2FA).
And much more....
Me (Totally): Yes, great. My iPhone can do everything you put on that list on a nice big screen. And my $400 watch gets compliments based on it's fashionable style and I'm sure yours doesn't because it looks like every other apple watch out there worn by every other person that wants their technology on their wrist. I don't need to know who texted me so badly that I have to have it on my wrist. I can check my phone 5 minutes after the fact. I'll stick with my $400 nice looking watch that will last me years. And you can have your $400 watch that will be obsolete in 9 months.
Point of my post? It's great that you like your Apple Watch. But. People have different styles. Stop trying to convince them that yours is the right one, it's not your place. You don't need to sell me on the Apple Watch. You can't. If I had to drop $1200 or any other amount of money on a watch today, would I buy a nice $1200 or any amount of money Apple Watch? Hell no. I'd buy the Versace I've been oogling online. That dumb watch will get me compliments for the next 10 years while it's alive and ticking and the smart Apple Watch will be dead in a Chinese tech recycling center.