Okay, wow, but of an emotive post from the OP. May I undulge the forum in letting me offer a different experience?
I used to use Apple computers back in the 1980's for work - they came with a spreadhseet, that was useful. Then work discovered Windows (1.1 I think it was), wow, a GUI, and I was hooked. Stayed with windows ever since, using each subsequent iteration, although the Vista PC remained largely unused as the OS was dire. Win7 upgrade was quite good.
What got my goat finally in January of this year was just the latest emergency downloads to guard against hackers, and yet more bloated Anti Virus s/w, anti trojan s/w etc etc. From power on my top of the range ACER laptop was taking over 15 minutes before it was useable on the internet. And I had all of the family laptops and PCs to sort as well. I basically had just reached the end of my windows tether.
In a fit of ire I ordered a basic macbook from Apple. It arrived the next day. Okay, wow, it was different. As much as it was the same, it was totally different and I thought I was never going to get used to it. But, from switch on to surfing the web in under 90 seconds is pretty damn good.
I spent the next few months slowly weaning myself off Windows and using the mac more and more. I did try iWorks, but found my self more comfortable with MAC Office, so used that. Didn't like 'mail' so used Entourage for a while (recently switched to thunderbird). I was more or less getting there and beginning to enjoy the MAC experience. I wouldn't go so far as to evangelise it, but, for me, it was beginning to work. My very basic macbook was faster than my top of the range ACER, So far, so good. The rest of the family happy using their slow windows pc's - for them, they knew how to do what they wanted (ebay, surfing, email), and no need to change.
Then my home external backup drive for our Main Windows PC died. Oh damn! So I ordered a replacement. Before it arrived the windows PC died, motherboard 'phut'. Then the daughters XP Vaio died, and my wifes Toshiba battery died. It was computer carnage.
I again visited the apple refurb shop and bought a new IMAC27 I5 to replace the old windows PC, telling myself I could put a windows bootcamp on for the family. Sadly I hit the WIN7 won't load on an IMAC issue - must try and get over that one somehow. I gave my ACER to my wife and my very portable tiny Vaio that I use for writing when on my travels to my daughter.
So now, I am totally Apple ( I ditched the blackberry for an Iphone along the way).
The only thing that I miss that I have not been able to recreate on the Macs is MS Access. I managed to drag my data back from the old hard drives, and am loving Timemachine backing it up for me.
Family use the Windows PCs, and they are happy, but me? Would I go back to Windows? No, not now, I like the simplicity and speed of the apple kit.
Yeah, it is different, but different is not necessarily better, nor necessarily worse, it is just different!
Oh, and before committing to the IMAC 27, I looked at similarly specced all in 1 pc's. The iMac actually worked out cheaper.
I am not saying that MACs are right for everyone, and at first I did think I had made a bit of a mistake, but, what I would say is - Persevere, give it more than a few days and soon you will probably find that the experience is better all round.
thank you.