"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill
My tour guide in London told us that one.
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill
"It's like déjà vu all over again." Yogi Berra
"Common sense ain't common" - not sure of the original author, but I first heard it from my dear ole' mom.
"Common sense ain't common" - not sure of the original author, but I first heard it from my dear ole' mom.
[graphic image that says "Common Sense. So rare it's a god damn super power."] Am I right???
This is what Einstein said about common sense:
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
One of my own
"There are 10 types of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who do not."
- Matthew Boston
"Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore,
you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea"
Just one of the great ones from Despair.com
"If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows." Sam Kinison
" Death isn't on line. If he was, there would be a sudden drop in the death rate. Although it'd be interesting to see if he'd post things like: DON'T YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE JAMES EARL JONES?" Just one of the many Terry Pratchett beauties....
a little redskins humor...
What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
The Washington Redskins.
What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the Redskins?
OJ at least had defense!
What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
Both can play dead at home and get killed on the road.
What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
Both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell"JESUS CHRIST"!
Why was Jim Zorn upset when the Redskins playbook was stolen?
he wasn't finished coloring it in yet!
How do you beat the Washington Redskins?
Send'em to Texas Stadium!