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Add on: rdowns and UD : I'm a fan your signatures especially!
STFUppercut? Or one of my older ones? Just wondering.
Older ones. The one about the woman in black and the ending was I never went back...
"In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black
And I held my tongue as she told me
"Son fear is the heart of love"
So I never went back"
Deathcab for Cutie- "I will follow you into the dark."
Great song, awesome video on iTunes. I highly suggest it.
Ah, I have that song!
Except that I seldom listen to it. I'm rocking your 'tar too."Friendly fire isn't."
"Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
Sources unknown, but always make me laugh.
"Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
Sources unknown, but always make me laugh.
Three Stooges:
"I'm trying to think, but nothing happens."
"Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was a salted."
And from Fountains of Wayne:
"Is that supposed to be your poker face
Or was someone run over by a train?"
mt
"I'm trying to think, but nothing happens."
"Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was a salted."
And from Fountains of Wayne:
"Is that supposed to be your poker face
Or was someone run over by a train?"
mt
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life."
Terry Pratchett
and a series of quotes from futurama:
Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooo!
Lrrr: This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all
living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case, small. Woooo!
Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn.
Bender: As usual. Woooo!
Terry Pratchett
and a series of quotes from futurama:
Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooo!
Lrrr: This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all
living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case, small. Woooo!
Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn.
Bender: As usual. Woooo!
